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tacosanonymous, in Save thousands

Nah. I really want to make my death someone else’s problem.

Also, people aren’t going to care about proper disposal when the apocalypse kicks in.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

someone else’s problem

Me, looking at the semi approaching from the opposing direction of the highway:

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

They’re already doing mass graves in Gaza

speaker_hat, in But it's just a Galaxy

National Geographic on a budget

qooqie, in Angry bald man

Is he still in jail?

Buffalox, (edited )

Nope, somehow he has first managed to get house arrest, after being in jail, and later he even managed to be allowed to travel within Romania.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate#Criminal_invest…

On 28 September, the travel restriction was relaxed after an appeal, allowing him to travel within Romania.
On 13 June, DIICOT adjusted the charges from human trafficking to “human trafficking in continued form”, a more serious charge.[132] One additional victim was identified, bringing the total count to seven.

qooqie,

Bro wtf I guess money talks everywhere and Romania was just putting on a show

Buffalox,

Raising the price maybe?
Still I hope he gets serious time. They have 7 victims, so I don’t see how he can escape a conviction.

ImplyingImplications,

Tate specifically moved to Romania because of how corrupt their police and judicial system is. He only got arrested for bragging about it to an international audience.

outer_spec, in Back in my day
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Mine was Despicable Me and we had it on BluRay

aesthelete, (edited ) in Back in my day

Captain Ron fam checking in!

EDIT: We also were frequent watchers of “Money Pit” and “The 'Burbs”…all movies which are pretty notable for…being available for multiple watches.

metaStatic, in Why do it

This hole was made for me

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what she said

DigitalTraveler42,

Just in case you’re not getting the reference, the full comic for your reading pleasure.

Patches,

Keep that URL Blue. You will never be the same.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I’m not the only one who thought it was fucking hilarious, right? I know it’s supposed to be body horror, and I do generally find Junji Ito’s stuff goddamn disturbing and horrifying, but this is the first one I saw and it just looked so funny to me that all his other stuff caught me completely off guard.

vaultdweller013,

Yeah, like all the elements are there its just doesnt hit the horror switch for me. Mind you im the type of person to be playing a horror game and my first reaction to a monster is to call it a bitch and hit it with a shovel.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

In horror games, I always try to domesticate the monster by letting it follow me around the map without catching me. Then I have a buddy.

You know what weirdly does fill me with dread though? Space games. I played around with space engine and it doesn’t matter what I’m looking at or where I am, I am just super uncomfortable and want to stop. Those’re my horror games.

Slartibartfass,

Of course this terrible thing again. Thank you anyway

brb,
HopeOfTheGunblade,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

In fairness, after I got bottom surgery I got a lot of laughs with that line.

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

… drr drr drr …

wildginger, in Why do it

Are tight crannies like this not what drones were invented for? Do cavers not use mini robots to scout out ahead?

JCreazy,

I don’t think those were widely used back in 2009 but he just accidentally went down the wrong pathway and he thought he was going into a chasm that opened up.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Some kind of endoscope would work, or hell, just a rock on a rope.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

yolo

wholeofthemoon,

If you thought you knew the way I’m sure you wouldn’t use a robot. He took a wrong turn.

Gork,

The word cranny sounds crass and vulgar.

I like it though lol

stoy, (edited ) in Why do it

Here is a WTYP pod episode about caving in general, with a part on this accident in particular.

youtu.be/jUJKRVu6IVA

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

TL;DW: Don’t go in the hole. When there’s a hole, don’t go in it

7u5k3n, in Back in my day

My wife has never seen home alone. She can quote the second one…

“It’s Christmas for me”

She’s a monster.

LemmyFeed, in Back in my day

Brave little toaster. And fievel goes west.

nixcamic,

Brave little toaster has gotta be the reason so many of us millennials are so freaking weird.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Tbe trauma of watching Fivel and ET as 3/4yo triggered a lifetime of anxiety. What’s up with all the horrible traumatizing movies in the 80?! Bambi?! WTF, why show that to kids?

smeg,

Bambi?! WTF, why show that to kids?

To teach them about death as part of a story with a happy ending. I think that The Lion King does it better though as they’ve already been briefed on the circle of life.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Oh life is already so hard and sad, let the kids have a couple of good anxiety free years! ET was so traumatizing as a kid that I refuse to ever watch it again lol

smeg,

Be thankful you didn’t watch Watership Down

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Fuck, I hated those movies though. I mean I watched them, but as a kid, I hard a hard time understanding what was going on. Same with The Rescuers, all dogs go to heaven and all those other 80s animated movies. Could have been because I was still learning English.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

That was definitely why, although I watched cartoons in German without knowing the language and still enjoyed them. It was many, many years later that I learned Biene Maia was called Maya the Bee in English.

https://preview.redd.it/who-else-remembers-maya-the-bee-i-first-watched-the-saban-v0-1tsuuzor7gga1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ddf1564163fefe98b396e5dfd6f7671e9bd0fa8a

ReplicantBatty,

We watched Rescuers Down Under all the time, never had any idea it was actually a sequel, I didn’t see the first one until I was in highschool.

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Fievel was the goat. Well, mouse at least.

squiblet, in Why do it
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Exploring a cave is great, but I sure as fuck wouldn't try crawling down a tiny hole going down at a 70 degree angle. Some spelunkers are straight nuts though, like they get to the end of a cave and say "wow, the wind is whistling through here!" and try expanding small openings with a hammer and chisel or even explosives. I went caving one time in a well known but very long cave, with experienced people, and that was really interesting. When i got back I read my friend's cave incident journal, which details all the rescues and deaths that happened in the last year, and it was... interesting. Shit like "oh, jimmy got stuck, so we had to break his ribs to get him out". Great.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

According to Wikipedia:

Jones and three others had left their party in search of “The Birth Canal”, a tight but navigable passageway with a turnaround at the end. Jones entered an unmapped passageway which he wrongly believed to be the Canal and found himself at a dead end, with nowhere to go besides a narrow vertical fissure. Believing this to be the turnaround, he entered head-first and became wedged upside-down.

underwire212,

Yeah…I’m OK with going my entire life without doing any of that.

squiblet, (edited )
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

We had some interesting times on the one expedition I did. It was fascinating and I would recommend trying it at least once... doesn't have to be dangerous. Even going to Carlsbad Caverns, which is a National Park and while not the real spelunking experience, pretty cool. I went to Wolf River Cave in Tennessee. Most of it was just like mountain hiking, but with a ceiling. Questionable parts included crawling in light mud on our hands and knees for 600 feet through an area where the ceiling was about 3 feet high. Also one part, you go through a 'door' and have to drop down ~5 feet onto some rocks... people told me "be sure to go left when you land!!" and wtf was to the right? This giant dark pit of rocks at least 20 feet deep. Okay... then at the very bottom, there was this area with a bunch of trickling water and awesome stalagmites where you could sit on rocks by this weird little stream and ponds. We split up and sat in different rooms... the guy from Kentucky I sat with, who I'd never met before, told me "sometimes when I'm down here... i listen to the water... and it sounds like people talking..." Uh, okay.

But anyway it was an amazing experience and profoundly strange... the 'rooms' and 'hallways' are oddly reminiscent of human construction. And if you get stuck or hurt, if you've done things properly and signed in and people know you're there, experienced cavers will come and rescue you.

CptEnder,

“sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…”

He probably has MES, Musical Ear Syndrome. I got it, it’s really not as scary or weird as it sounds. Basically our brains mistakenly interpret some white noises (running water is a big one) as faint music or voices. But it’s not really a hallucination, because at the same time our brain is aware it isn’t real and it’s just coming from said noise. It can actually be quite pleasant, beaches often sound like a quiet symphony. Only occasionally will I hear voices and mistake it for my girlfriend or something before realizing it.

lightnsfw,

My brain starts playing the theme to Super Mario Bros when I stay up really late.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I could see what he means, and that happens to me sometimes too. I've thought background noise is all sorts of things. it is very quiet down there (we were I think at least a mile underground, having walked roughly horizontally for 5 hours). It's still to me just a classic amusing 'oh great' thing to tell someone in that situation.

KISSmyOS,

“sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…” Uh, okay.

This is perfectly normal when you’re alone in a quiet place.

AnarchistsForDemocracy, (edited )
@AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/pRNCYvnt4N4

That’s what Alice from Alice in Wonderland did.

SorryQuick,

I’m slightly claustrophobic, but it has never impacted my life. Elevator? Fine. Tiny closet? Fine. But a cave where you have to crawl for more than a few seconds? I’d die right there.

stoy, in Save thousands

When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap.

I weigh alot, so use a cart to wheel me around so you don’t injure your backs trying to carry me.

If cremation is the least bad, do that, if freeze drying is less bad than that, do that.

If you can use my corpse for science or education, go ahead.

Just, please wait untill I am dead.

LemmyKnowsBest,

okay, I’m sure Reddit Lemmy comments serve as a legal last will and testament & post-mortem directives. So we will remember what you told us.

stoy,

I will trust that you act a notary public on the matter.

LemmyKnowsBest,

K. I mean there are like three other seriously important things for my bare minimal survival that I’ve been procrastinating for weeks, but sure I’ll get right on that.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Basically what I specified in my will

pg_sax_i_frage, (edited )

"When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap. "

on that note, some links that may be useful or relevant:

orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-death-technology/

as well as: orderofthegooddeath.com/…/eco-friendly-products

and: www.orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-burial/,

💀 🌱 🌳 🌲 🌳 🌲 🌳 🌲

and,some. things in reulation to planning ahead, directives, wills and such death related documents (I guess this one may also then be relevant to /u/LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ) : orderofthegooddeath.com/…/end-of-life-planning

Damage, in Angry bald man

Why would I want people to fear me?

HonoraryMancunian,

Because you can’t get them to love you

Kalinus, in The face of devastation.

She looks like she’s a homo sapian

Emerald, in Back in my day

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Kris P. Bacon, @KrisWolfheart

kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhoold was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times

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