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Hux, in Do i need to install a driver?

No, not a mouse. But if you plugged a pigeon into that thing—Hello!

Amir, in Just noticed that you can also picture this emoji 😢 with closed eyes on top and nose dripping and now I cannot unsee it
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I really can’t

morgunkorn, in Recycling a reused 737 Max meme
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Thank you for taking care of the planet and recycling!

KpntAutismus, in Do i need to install a driver?

Trustmaster T300

iamericandre, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

What do you mean, it says new right on the box. Can’t be that old

dependencyinjection, in Recycling a reused 737 Max meme

Surely it’d be Dooragon

Octopus1348, (edited )
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Yeah they should’ve called the airplane Dragon Max and nobody would know why until now.

KpntAutismus, in fun facts

until they get eaten by lions.

that really happens.

kewwwi,
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they clearly want to

FlyingSquid,
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Mostly just the sick ones and the babies. Lions generally don’t go after prey that large. They generally avoid giraffes too. They have to be pretty desperate to go after an elephant because they can’t kill it like most of their prey by either suffocation or breaking their neck.

CluckN, in fun facts

That’s like the elephant that learned it can block traffic and steal sugar cane out of the truck.

Nomecks, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

How many power outages has that Lasagna seen?

FlyingSquid, in fun facts
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So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.

kewwwi,
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so does elephants

FlyingSquid,
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Only Dumbo.

lugal,

And even for him it’s against the laws of physics but he does it anyway for he doesn’t give a shit about laws

kewwwi,
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there’s no elephant police

lugal,

That’s impossible! How is their society supposed to function without a police?

supercriticalcheese,

Elephant society says otherwise

lugal,

I hope they don’t participate in mutual aid or other anarchist terrorism because that could tear down the state!

FlihpFlorp,

What if I put wings on something like a frog or amphibious creature of your choice

FlyingSquid,
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Good luck with that, I suppose.

CarbonIceDragon,
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what if the ones you’ve gotten in trouble with are flying fish?

FlyingSquid,
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We’re in cahoots.

victorz, in Just noticed that you can also picture this emoji 😢 with closed eyes on top and nose dripping and now I cannot unsee it

Really struggling to see that with the Noto emoji set on Android, or even the Apple emoji set. I can’t do it.

driving_crooner, (edited ) in The world in 2024
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Good meme, but “my people” from Sunak’s perspective is his bourgie pals and associates and they are doing pretty well.

Wanderer,

Definitely thought that was going the way of his Indian connections with his tax avoiding wife.

winterayars,

But they’ll still make themselves out to be poor orphans begging for scraps on the street corner because their wealth and power pales in comparison to their greed. It could never hope to keep up.

Blackmist,

Don’t you know how much it costs to heat a 15 bedroom mansion?

CaptainMcMonkey, in Dall-E 3 meme

The inbreading of pets really needs to stop. It’s causing all kinds of problems.

Octopus1348,
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I had to re-bread this 3 times.

TseseJuer,

I’m literally crumbing

Kolanaki, in fun facts
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I’d like to see them play Mario Kart.

kewwwi,
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they clearly don’t want to

covert_czar,
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There’s an elephant addon in supertux kart

Smoogs, (edited ) in "looks inside, individually packaged"

Ugh yeast infections suck don’t they.

Jeom,
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i wasnt trying to hide it but how did you know haha, are the colours standardized?

Smoogs,

We’ve all been there.

Slovene,

… What were you doing with that baguette?

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