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RIP_Cheems, in Yep, makes sense
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Fuck everything, aneurysm reaction

Ephera, in Ewwwwwwwww

With how horny some folks are for their gun, I’m not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs…

STRIKINGdebate2, in Be mindful of allergies lads
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Lads. It’s a fucking shit post. I’m not advertising m&ms to y’all.

Sidhean,

The wild part is that you (unintentionally) are! Ironic adverts ate still adverts.

Like, I still laughed. Funny haha meme. Still acts as an ad, though

Imgonnatrythis, in Ewwwwwwwww

Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.

TxzK,

I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost

TseseJuer,

put the needle down you fucking junkie

Godric,

🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲

kittenzrulz123,

Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

pimento64,

I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be

Sidhean,

Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter

notasandwich1948,

if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.

photonic_sorcerer, in Ewwwwwwwww
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Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

pancakes,
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You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Possibly

kittenzrulz123,

Not if you have socks on

photonic_sorcerer,
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Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

kittenzrulz123,

:3

steal_your_face,
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Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

True wisdom.

moistclump,

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

Empricorn, in Ewwwwwwwww

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…

GluWu,

I want it in my mouth uwu

Thcdenton,
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Thcdenton,

I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D

Empricorn,

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

EndHD, (edited ) in fun facts

oh man is there a community for this? i used to post on the quick animal facts subreddit all the time! i probably still have them saved somewhere on my desktop

edit: even though im allergic to responsibility (it makes my eyes sweat), i’ve made it. see lemm.ee/c/quickanimalfacts

edit2: !quickanimalfacts

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

you could be the creator

hanke,

Let me know if you create the community!

EndHD, (edited )
hanke,

Nice! Looking forward to see some facts!

bucketofcandyfloss, in Waddle waddle

Silly duck

Macaroni_ninja, in fun facts
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Also they could hide on a cherry tree or something

KreekyBonez,

well, I’ve never seen an elephant in a cherry tree…

supercriticalcheese,

Cause they are hidden good

lugal, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Best before 2097? What’s the problem there?

wunami,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Y2K

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No, no, it can only be 1997, logically.

The Y2038 problem.

NegativeInf,

There are no years before 2000.

nieceandtows, in fun facts

They just never want to jump

bucketofcandyfloss, in Fortnite has changed

Not the island I was hoping to land at

psy32nd, in Do i need to install a driver?

What kind of rubbish joke is this?? Noooo… you will need a joystick for that.

LoremIpsumGenerator, in Do i need to install a driver?

Nice try three letter agencies.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Come on, you know you want to!

https://files.catbox.moe/yj7acd.jpg

Renacles, in Mistakes were made

Now I’m waking up, I’ll forget everything!

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