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BedSharkPal, in BDSM

I still can’t believe this was a real toy that people purchased.

jettrscga,

But they’re more fun than… A PILLOW FIGHT

GrammatonCleric,
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How so? Kids still use bounce castles, that’s just skulls cracking skulls ad infinitum 😂

Jerb322,
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My brothers and I had a blast boxing each other with these!

Vladkar,

An elegant weapon, for a more… civilized age

myrrh, (edited )

…we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they’d just whip each other and entangle…

EvilTwin,

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

MentalEdge, in Just a lil bit
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Kyaaaaa! Baka hentai!

Upvotes.

Stamets,
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hnng

deegeese, in August 20, 1672

Monarchist atrocity meant to terrorize supporters of Republican government.

Fascist violence against democracy is nothing new.

IWantToFuckSpez,

The Dutch Republic wasn’t a democracy. It was an oligarchy.

wreckedcarzz, in Exploding toilet at a Dunkin’ store in Florida left a customer filthy and injured, lawsuit claims
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What a shitty situation

majestic, in Back out the door you go!

Shit, backdoor should be cleaned first. What an animal would do it without cleaning

AteshgaRubyTeeth,

Me

Adramis, in Strange Game

That looks both fun and painful AF. Kicks are no joke.

Rolder,

Would the kicks have much weight behind them considering they are dangling?

ericisshort, in Strange Game

Is there a The Ocho community around here yet?

rifugee, in King shit

For those that are confused by the name change, Jack is an old nickname for John. It was most popular in the 17th century and has been on the decline since, so I don’t think many people today use it that way anymore. Or any people younger than 70, anyway.

Of a similar origin, there’s Jim for James, Dick for Richard (giggity), Harry for Henry, and Sally for Sarah, among others. I think some of these are more popular than others, but it seems to me that they are mostly out of use in general, though some of the nicknames live on as normal names.

aulin,

I knew about it because of Jacksfilms. It makes no sense though. It’s got both the same number of syllables and letters. Jim and Dick make sense to me (and are also the only ones of these I feel like people know about in general.)

walthervonstolzing,
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What I can’t quite make sense of, is how ‘James’ itself is a diminuitive of ‘Jacob’.

SeabassDan,

Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.

walthervonstolzing,
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I believe ‘Harry’ is the Welsh version of English ‘Henry’, & German ‘Heinrich’. … At least that’s the impression I got from Shakespeare’s ‘Henriad’ plays (H. IV 1-2, & H. V)

TIMMAY,

Correct, my uncle is john such and such the second after his pops but has gone by jack his whole life. He’s also a piece of shit but that’s beside the point

HootinNHollerin,

you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass

wabafee,
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ChickenLadyLovesLife, in The four houses dads belong to.

As a Harbor Freight guy, I’m offended.

BigPotato,

I mean, this doesn’t have SnapOn or Mac. Like, do they even power tools? My neighbor’s garage has a SnapOn flag and tool chest.

Corkyskog,
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Isn’t that like a Maserati equivalent? Isn’t just the chest thousands in and of itself?

helpImTrappedOnline,

Yes

st3ph3n,

SnapOn tool chests: for the guy who takes on a mortgage just to flex on his coworkers at the shop.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.
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In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

RizzRustbolt,

Starring Greg Evigan as Billy Drinkcup.

CarbonIceDragon,
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Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

FlyingSquid,
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How does Godzilla fit into this?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon’s cockpit.

altima_neo,
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The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

“Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger.”

TalesFromTheKitchen, in The four houses dads belong to.
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Not a dad but heavily into the Makita gang. As a German I should be into Hilti or Metabo but Makita just hits the sweetspot of quality and pricing for me.

WbrJr,

You forgot Bosch! It’s a shit company in my opinion though… they also produce in Chinese prison camps

Paradachshund,

Not really selling it well

TalesFromTheKitchen,
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Yeah, no. Same reason. Garbage chinesium.

kogs,

Same here brother, Makita all the way. I respect all the brands, but once you buy a battery and a charger for one brand, you’re in it.

altima_neo,
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Only issue with Makita is s their battery tech hasnt caught up with everyone else. They seem to have forgotten their 18 volt line in favor of their 36 volt.

AceQuorthon, in The battle for love

Wtf is happening hahaha

eldoom,

Looks like dude in the orange saw dude proposing and often times proposals come with a fancy expensive ring. Clearly an easy mark. As the orange guy walks up, you can see him pull mace out of his pocket which he then sprays in dudes face at a close range. However, instead of being incapacitated, proposal dude clearly has a strong paradoxical reaction to the mace and becomes the pure embodiment of rage in physical form. This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

TheBlue22,

If I was proposing to my gf, I would be mad too if I was about to be robbed during our special moment

I would probably die, though. I am not exactly built for fighting

Valmond,

She’d kill you after the proposal at the exit of a parking lot.

jballs,
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This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.

Lmao that’s the understatement of the year

Lauchs, in I just hate it when a relationship becomes too demanding. Sorry.

Pretty sure Newt Gingrich did that but with cancer. And then continued to lecture about the lack of morality on the Left.

STRIKINGdebate2,
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Hey Newt Gingrich may have abandoned his dying wife but men engaging in consensual sex. They are the real bad guys /s

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer, in This

The painting swap doesn’t add much to this, but is otherwise fitting.

Mediocre_Bard, in Sophie's choice 70s edition

That kid’s getting fucked up either way.

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