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khannie, in Well now I'm disappointed too!
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

I’d love to hear from just one other human who thought the lyric was

“I went to the danger zone”

Anyone?!?

wsweg,

Hahaha, yes!! In fact, it was this post/your comment that made me realize it’s not

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck yes! I’m never changing how I sing it tbh. NEVER!

jaybone,

I am constantly hearing lyrics incorrectly. But this one I always heard correctly as highway.

Wonsington,

I thought it was “right into the danger zone” haha!

TeckFire, (edited )

He does say that lol

“Highway to the Danger Zone”

“I’ll take you right into the Danger Zone”

“Ride into the Danger Zone”

All these lines are from the song at different parts

Wonsington,

Ah, nice to know, thank you! :D

0x4E4F, in So that's who started this...
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t get it.

TheOneWithTheHair,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fce17ffb-0fef-4070-b1a4-effdf11d3c8f.jpeg

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh 🤦 🤣

Aggravationstation,

Damn it, only robots don’t understand that apparently. You’ve given away the secret. Our species is now doomed.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I would pick the square under the first one just because that sliver. And they would still get it wrong.

zewu, in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

Oh boy I had one of those

LemmyKnowsBest,

Our rich spoiled cousin had one. We only had fun toys to play with when we visited his house. Then when he turned 16 his dad bought him a new big red truck. I’m a girl and had to join the Army and bought my first car with my own hard-earned money when I was 24 years old. /tangent /memories /venting

_Gandalf_the_Black_, in Tradition

I don’t think that’s exclusive to Americans, not even close

don,

OP: Russians are not a thing, not at all.

gnate, in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

What’s next? Taking our own cars into the parking garage?

Lev_Astov, (edited )
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Or worse… maybe they expect us to go down to the local warehouse and pick the items we want to buy off the shelves ourselves instead of having them delivered. Ugh.

50_centavos, in Especially with a real one!

It can still mean that if you call your ass a BMX.

thisbenzingring,

Pegger: By the power of Grayskull… I’m gonna…oh god… Have the POWER!

Rider: uhh… Wheely time?

MiDaBa,

When He-Man becomes Cringer.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

He was alwasy He(y)Man.

0Xero0, in How to keep a man
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

why does it look like vomit with someone’s ball sack?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient

LifeInMultipleChoice,

Why is the chicken looking raw

Crafter72, in How to keep a man
@Crafter72@lemmy.world avatar

Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

phonyphanty,

This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge …

thawed_caveman, in How to keep a man

c/shittyfoodporn

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

!shittyfoodporn

ElBarto, in 4202 g
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

So is that username pronounced “Ho Mobile” as in a car for hoes or “Homo Bile” as in stomach acid from gay people?

whatwhatwutyut,

Or even Ho Mobile, as in a phone company

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Homo bi le

Thcdenton, in How to keep a man

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what men crave

HootinNHollerin,

Brawndo er Brodo

hungryphrog, in How to keep a man

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Like this right here

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

And it looks disgusting

Send_me_nude_girls, in A genre of Country Music...

That said, he’s probably still richer than everyone else here.

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

still one of the richest people in the world I think

LavaPlanet,

$50 bucks says, he still never feels like it’s enough.

soggy_kitty,

“probably”, you mean definitely.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean most likely, but I haven’t checked my bank balance in a while so can’t be 100% certain

Skipper_the_Eyechild,

Schrodinger’s bank account?

soggy_kitty,

I can check it for you, is your pin still 1234?

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

0123

I’m a programmer

soggy_kitty,

Clearly I’m a garbage programmer who is 1 indexed. I feel ashamed

the_q,

He’s still a piece of garbage regardless of his ill-gotten gains.

Monkeyhog,

And that matters?

AnxiousOtter,

Depends on the metrics you’re using.

root_beer,

Lotta people abiding real close by Worthington’s law

IHadTwoCows,

Why does that matter at all? If anything it shows that wealth has nothing to do with competence

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

True, but it can buy a lot of people to tell you how smart and wonderful and handsome you are so you can pretend all that bad stuff never happened.

root_beer,

He already has his mom for that so he’s wasting his money

eskimofry,

But deep down the truth still knocks

Honytawk,

A lot of people could get rich if they lost their morals.

Good thing they don’t though, or the world would be even more shitty.

Raxiel, in 4202 g

I guess that’s also why people started having turkey for big family gatherings even through chicken tastes better.

Now a chicken is perfectly adequate for a family of four, or even six depending on the trimmings.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t necessarily want them bigger. I want them to have 12 legs and wings so there’s more of the good parts.

Carlo,

Ok, but for real, though? Actually, that’s a good idea. Factory chicken farms are already grotesque, but if we bring in Cronenberg and the ghost of H.R. Giger to design these monstrosities, it’ll put people off eating it entirely.

Not a veggo for the record; I just feel like I probably should be.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It would destroy the poultry industry at least. Nobody would be able to catch a 12 legged chicken. They’re too fast.

LillyPip,

That’s a lot of legs. Would it move like a spider, a crab, or a centipede? Or perhaps an octopus?

I want to prompt an ai with this, but I’m afraid of o what I might see.

SmoothIsFast,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff986e04-e83c-438c-bb95-7ce025c46a90.jpeg

Squidbillies did it

psud,

A 2kg chicken is enough for four where two are children

autokludge, (edited ) in Humans Against Shitting
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Pro tip - Simply eat a light meal of shirataki noodles, around 200 Cal. With any luck you can form your very own bezoar and rid yourself of this addiction for the rest of your life.

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