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BoastfulDaedra, in How to keep a man

Is that literal shit?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shit from a butt

Ferrous, in Fish Taco

Disrespectful and wasteful as hell.

21Cabbage,

I don’t think the person who made the dish and wrote the caption are the same person, I’m going to guess this is a different dish entirely, albeit with a viscerally disturbing presentation.

WelcomeBear,

Why? Other than being an ugly fish, this is no different than stuffed crab, stuffed clams, oysters Rockefeller, lemon stuffed grilled branzino, etc.
These poor fish are just ugly as hell and the dish itself taken out of context and labeled “Tacos.” I’d never thought about it before your comment but it seems to me that including the whole animal on the plate is the least wasteful and most respectful way to eat it. When you can see its face, there’s no hiding that what you’re eating was once sentient. How much is wasted is left for the person holding the fork to decide.

RandAlThor, in When you used all the cheat codes in GTA

nice photoshop

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I like that you came along to say this as if there is any question about it being real.

winterayars, in When you used all the cheat codes in GTA

I saw the Ferrari and the plane immediately but not the tank. I guess camo works sometimes even if it’s in a stupid environment for it.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

See, you guys are stupid. They’re going to be looking for cars.

Elocomanzo, in Fish Taco

What type of fish is this?

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Crispy

whostosay,

True

JoMiran, in Fish Taco
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I believe this is trunk fish, which is a Caribbean delicacy and absolutely delicious. My guess is that they have already minced and seasoned the meat and are experimenting by smoking the meat inside the hollowed out fish.

21Cabbage,

Yeah, my first guess is the person who made the dish didn’t make the meme and they aren’t really meant to be tacos.

name_NULL111653,

Lovecraftian horrors aside, that actually does sound really, really good if done well. I kinda want to try it now… The outer fish-body isn’t eaten, but just to give flavor when smoking it, right?

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I think it would be a way to retain the juices and flavors, and so the meat doesn’t dry out during the smoke process. Probably also a way to mellow the smoke flavor in the mix. The body would end up REALLY smokey and bitter but the meat inside would have hints of smoke. It really does seem as something that would be delicious.

db2, in Especially with a real one!

Plot twist: that bike has no seat on the post.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m reminded of the Penetrator: youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ?si=b3ur37BO2_vL2EN7

Fades,

Don’t forget this classic: youtu.be/Ns46Z10IU4s

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

if it does, it would be called “seating” instead of “pegging”

db2,

No, the bike is definitely pegging him.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Don't even ask.
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

“It’s just pining for the fjords” www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo

niktemadur,

A palindrome of Bolton is Notlob, it don’t work, mate.

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s “emergency praise” in German.

ULS, in Snap crackle pop

What the fuck. I wanna try this.

_danny,

It hurts kinda bad if it’s properly done. Otherwise it just tickles.

ChicoSuave,

Sit on a leather chair and when you feel a fart, roll backwards to close off any escape routes and now your taint is a fart chimney!

cro_magnon_gilf,

Might have to shave your ass

CascadianGiraffe, in Amazed these aren't real

Does BK still say “Have it your way”?

Or M&Ms “Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.”

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Wait. That was M&Ms real slogan? Well now the little laugh from 50 Cent when he says that line in Candy Shop makes a lot more fuckin sense.

Cort,

Yep, that’s the post WWII slogan. They were originally made to withstand shipping through army supply lines to resist melting

grendel, (edited ) in Someone didn't think out the implications.
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

All see here is really bad math. If he’s worth 400mil and she buys him for that, he’d be worth 800 and she’d be left with 700. Thus he’d be able to buy her and still have 100 million! Circle is closed.

DumbAceDragon, (edited )
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

You fool! Now she has 1.4 billion, and can buy him for 100 million. This was her plan all along!

Tar_alcaran,

This ignores legal realities about property and transferring wealth. When she buys him for 400mil, she will briefly place the money in escrow, reducing them to 700 and 400mil. Then, when he becomes her property, Taylor also gains his assets, reaching 1.5 billion when the escrow is released.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I mean, you’re assuming she’s buying him from him, historically speaking there was some violence and a third party involved.

grendel, (edited )
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

Wait. Is this something really profound you stumbled upon? So you say they started with 1.5bil combined, but after first purchase her assets go up to 1.5bil and his assets go to .8bil, so their combined assets would be 1.5+.8=2.3billion. Extra 800 million without producing a thing! I think you’ve just found infinite money glitch.

postmateDumbass, (edited )

Yeah no.

Her assets: ~1.5b

His assets:

jalda,

but after first purchase her assets go up to 1.5bil and his assets go to .8bil

Nope, his assets go to $0, as they belong to her now. What you propose is the economical equivalent of a perpetual motion machine

grendel,
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

his assets go to $0

And to whom then Taylor Swift pays said 400million? They just disappear? Or do you assume Kanye is already owned by someone and the money goes to his actual owner, not Kanye himself?

MashedTech, in It's like a game where you can't make mistakes

“Bandwidth Exceed/ Free image hosting on Gifyu.com”

funny,

The link to the video has been replaced

funny,

This is the first time I’ve encountered something like this. Usually picture hosting sites don’t have limits on the number of views.

smackjack, in Especially with a real one!

I remember bike pegs. The things that everyone wanted, but no one ever actually used as intended.

AngryCommieKender,

What was their intended use? I thought they were made for giving rides, and grinding rails…

psud,

For the cyclist to stand on when performing various BMX stunts

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Oh, ok. So while they are in the air, or what? Or is this more like a trick bike display where they are just using the pegs to balance at crazy angles while they stay on the ground, similar to the former SAAB stunt driving team?

Edit: For reference, those are unmodified SAABs. They could just do that shit off the line. That’s specifically why GM killed SAAB. They refused to use the GM standard parts, and kept making the safest cars in the world.

Flying_Hellfish,

More like this, balancing but also moving around like a Saab . m.youtube.com/watch?v=koFRMwF26Zk

AngryCommieKender,

Ok, that shits really cool. I’m glad we didn’t know their intended purpose. We’d have hospitalized ourselves trying to do that

gac11, in State flags

I can’t decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more

brbposting,
DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.

drcobaltjedi,

Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It just looks so… Wrong.

Rentlar,

According to the law of US Canada Border Dominance, if a Michigander pisses into Lake Superior then it becomes part of the state.

Ontarians and Manitobans are trying hard to compete at the pissing contest.

pimento64,

Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e53e3366-f51a-43e7-a319-c2c579107286.png

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

What problem does OP have with Michigan? They’ve done MI dirty.

0ops,

That just adds to the authenticity. That there is a working mans map

MxM111, in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Do young people not using phone numbers for this today??? Those pre-date e-mails for many, many years…

rambaroo,

For real this just makes the 23 year old seem inept. I don’t get this meme

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s just funny because people who prefer to communicate through email seem more geriatric than people who prefer to communicate by phone

jubilationtcornpone,

The communication dynamics of kids are weird. Weirder than I remember anyway. My teenager knows other kids who literally will not talk to you if you’re not on Snapchat or Instagram. For whatever reason they simply refuse to text.

My kid spends an absurd amount of time taking pictures of half her face to send snaps with.

I think if you don’t want to text or call me, then you don’t want to talk to me that bad.

LemmysMum,

Communication has become reactive instead of proactive.

CoolBeance,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

Holy shit you’re right. I feel like I just grew a brain cell

jubilationtcornpone,

I’ve never heard it put that way before but I think you might be on to something.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

what exactly do you mean by that? isn’t communication always about reacting to each other?

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

Ive chatted with people before who exclusively talked on snapchat even after getting their number. Its strange to me. Ive since deleted snapchat and have texted a couple of these people with no response. Im getting too old.

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