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peopleproblems, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

Jesus fuck

I thought my anxiety disorder was bad and OP just said “you wanna see disorder?”

byroon, in Fun Run

If I tried this I would fall hit my head on the spinny thing and instantly die

EnderMB, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Send it to ashens

A_Random_Idiot,

My first thought as well, lol.

Though sending a frozen item international mail and hoping it stays frozen the entire time is probably expensive.

Holyhandgrenade, (edited ) in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

My girlfriend’s family cabin has a cold storage in the basement. We found some canned stew that had expired in 1982. A friend of mine actually ate it and he didn’t get sick!

phx,

My first question about the lasagna was “how did it taste?”

A_Random_Idiot,

can food can last far longer than the expiration date, as long as it still has seal integrity, and not bulging.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I’d argue canning is one of the greatest technological marvels of the 20th century. I never check the expiration date of the cans in my kitchen

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the expiry is beaurocracy in action, but okay beiroacracy, I’m fine with putting the dates. But canned goods are eternal if stored properly, and doing a quick inspection for what you mentioned is all you need when you’re scouring the wasteland for Vienna sausages in the far off time of the year 2025.

Llewellyn,

What do you have against the word “bureaucracy”?

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I rely on auto correct to take care of things like that for me.

Aceticon, (edited )

Maybe that poster really meant rule of the beautiful rather than rule of the office?!

CobblerScholar, in The world in 2024

Like Sunak actually gives a shit about “his” people.

johnfow,

like this street shitter is actually in charge

Siegfried,

It’s what? The 5th torie in a row? I feel like the people givrs a shit about the people

byroon, in elephants

Can they cha cha real smooth?

xor,

if they wanted to, they could

kameecoding, in Ewwwwwwwww

That joke in R&M is so good.

beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes

I wish that shotgun was my penis

And so beth goes “then I want to be ernest hemingway”, so good

p1mrx, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

March 97 of what year?

Shapillon,

wat?

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

L5264. You know, just a while after the Mayonnaise Wars of K3737.

And009,

The rising red river of the 52nd Ketchup alliance was a dreadful day indeed. Only the infidels call it the Mayo war.

Aceticon,

Some say the rivers ran red from all the ketchup spilled in the greatest battle of the war.

Siegfried,

2097, obviously, cause 1817 there were no plastics* or refrigerators** or cameras cheap enough to take pictures of trivial shit*** and 1997 would be to obvious. Nah, its definitely not 1997

qooqie, in elephants

Except having a healthy growing population xdd

xor,

too soon…

Exatron, in A time-honored tradition

My mother once bypasses the refrigerator part and accidentally put leftovers in the cupboard over the oven. After a week or two, the smell had us thinking something crawled into the oven vent from outside and died. It took me noticing something bubbling up from between two casserole dishes to realize what happened.

postnataldrip, in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

Reminds me of some we had at a roadhouse many years ago, that we still talk about from time to time. No idea how long they were on display for (weeks I assume) but we had been driving all through the night and were keen af for a cooked brekkie.

They were like fish eyes surrounded by pencil erasers.

Slovene,

Roadhouse!

Snapz, (edited ) in Shitty railing

“We don’t need no nanny safety regulations or building codes!!!”

hakunawazo, (edited ) in A time-honored tradition

Is this by chance a lasagna best before '97?
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Thcdenton, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

This hypothetical person is giving me anxiety

RizzRustbolt, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

I don’t think there’s a mental illness strong enough to get me to like Big Mouth.

nonfuinoncuro,

I’m OOTL can you ELI5

ryathal,

It’s an animated coming of age comedy on Netflix. It’s extremely raunchy and vulgar, and also gets more meta in the later seasons. Between all the masturbation and dick jokes it occasionally has a good message in some episodes. It’s very much a polarizing show that you will either love or hate.

TseseJuer,

retardation

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Not a mental illness or a medical condition of any sort. Take your biggoted shit back to reddit

TseseJuer,

riiight

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The trick is to add just the right amount of asphyxia. Though I’d root for not turning it on at all.

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