Diabolo96, (edited )

It’s never over. Many have waited to succeed him. Some of them, if they had the chance, will not hesitate give you far more difficult choices than their predecessor ever dared to give, and it is then that you and many others will think fondly of him and curse the one that killed him.

Excrubulent, (edited )
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Did you kill them with a plunger?

Snowpix,
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Oh, this is getting real!

explodicle,

It’s the lever he had been forced to operate all those times.

Excrubulent,
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Oh I see it now. I’m obviously not up on my trolley problem lore.

CarbonIceDragon,
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But, what if that person was a time-traveller, and was actually tying future mass-murders, serial killers, and dictators to the tracks before they ever got a chance to start their crimes?

nightwatch_admin,

This is something to feed to the “ethics module” of a Tesla…

FireRetardant,

“Whyyyyyyyyy-- – do people do this? You’re still just on the train.”

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

Wait! He isn’t dead (Shia surprise)

There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

But you can do Jiu Jitsu

someguy3,

Tunnel, duck!

FlyingSquid,
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Something_Complex,

No, that’s a duck tunel

explodicle,

Yeah but it’s filled with tunnel ducks

Something_Complex, (edited )

Ok so the tunel ducks have to duck when going through the duck tunel

768,

I think the trolley responsibility problem might be ‘solved’, but is it just?

FlyingSquid,
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The man who killed the man who tied the people to the trolley tracks is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

bstix,

Not according to the latest Indiana Jones movie.

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