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Bleach7297, in word
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I mean, why not?

ThrowawayPermanente, in Fun Run

Great, now she thinks she’s invincible

Deez,

I mean, she’s not wrong

BeMoreCareful,

How do we vote her in as president?

xorollo, in word

This post is the equivalent of posting a picture of a locked safe. Internet laws require a follow up within 24 hours. Please comply.

abbiistabbii, in pontificus maximus
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THANK YOU!

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

You’re welcome!?

abbiistabbii,
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I have been saying this a lot and it’s nice to see someone who agrees with me.

LemmyKnowsBest, in recycling beauty trends

Hey, Hasbro put a lot of effort into that. Let girls be plastic if that’s what they want.

Just because you don’t want to play with plastic potatoes doesn’t mean that everyone should be denied the opportunity to play with plastic potatoes.

LemmyKnowsBest, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

pimento64, (edited ) in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

First base
Second base
Third base
Fourth base
Fifth base
Sixth base
Seventh base
Eighth base
Why are there soah meneah baaases

ekZepp, in A productive conversation
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Indeed.

lemmyman,

Nobody asked your opinion dude

Hjalamanger,
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And nobody askt for your opinion on that dudes opinion

THE_ANON, (edited )

And nobody asked your opinion on that dudes opinion of that dudes opinion

DarylDutch,

My bad… i asked everyone’s opinion on it. Down in the comment section. Also i you’d like to rate it 5 stars and sibsribe that would be wonderful.

ekZepp,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t call me dude, bro.

z500,
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Don’t call me bro, buddy.

THE_ANON,

Don’t call me buddy homie

ekZepp, (edited )
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t call me homie, guy.

v81, in Workplace

Home ownership is 2024

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I own a van outright and I live in it. Homeownership rule 2024. But I do not build open campfires in here. Safety & Wisdom Rule.

awwwyissss, in Be mindful of allergies lads

Is this an advertisement?

Cicraft,

This is gay erasure /s

ArcaneSlime,

Gay Erasure? Interesting name for a cover band.

CaptainSpaceman,

Most of this sub is ads from what I can tell

Pyroglyph,
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Definitely! We all as a community need to clean this place up, just as clean as Ajax will make your home! Buy today!

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s only an advertisement if you’re suddenly craving M&Ms and you cannot resist the urge to go out and buy M&M’s right now.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I’m eating then right now

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Nah now I’m craving nuts

Seasoned_Greetings, (edited )

I know this is a joke, but advertising doesn’t try to make you buy something immediately. The goal of all advertising is to put the brand name into your memory, because when you do want something, you are statistically more likely to make a decision to buy from a brand you recognize or have seen more recently. It’s a subconscious thing.

Like, if you did go to the store for chocolate, seeing m&ms in an ad shortly before increases the likelihood you will choose that over some other chocolate you haven’t heard of or know of but don’t hear often.

That being said, this absolutely is a type of ad for m&ms, called gorilla marketing, where product names are present in otherwise unrelated content. Though it may not be intentionally placed by Mars themselves, it’s still a type of ad.

Revan343,

gorilla marketing

Seasoned_Greetings,

*Guerilla Marketing

I forget they’re separate words

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re right, I come to Lemmy to relax and to not have to think too hard but advertisers know this and it makes me uneasy to know that corporations know where people go to relax and they will advertise to us any possible way they can. So this post up there looks like it comes from some cartoonist with Instagram and TikTok and Facebook links, most certainly hired out by Mars M&M company to make a subtle ad that looks like a cartoon. By the way this cartoon doesn’t even make any sense. It’s just “sexiness sells, insert product placement.”

Seasoned_Greetings,

For what it’s worth, this isn’t the original comic. In the original, the last panel said “because blue m&ms come with nuts” insinuating she’s got a dick. You can even see the bulge in the first panel. It’s a little vulgar for a company to commission directly. But it still could have been

qyron, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

DarylDutch,

In my experience cooking it makes it worse.

qyron,

Cooking it is not the objective.

Sendpicsofsandwiches, in Fun Run
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That went way better than I thought it would

Divinitous,

I completely agree. When I was a kid there was a slide in a playground that had rollers. Someone showed me how to hold onto a bar and run on the rollers. Well I slipped and smashed my face into the rollers losing a front tooth. Many thousands later and I was a kid under to witha root canal and a false tooth. It’s still holding strong.

BigBrainBrett2517,

🫣🫣🫣😱 … Oh… Oh cool. Anxiety lvls back to normal.

crazyCat, (edited ) in Workplace

What in God’s name is this scenario

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

LemmyKnowsBest,

But the title of the post is “workplace” so I think the van is used as a work vehicle, not an RV.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, they work from home.

OsrsNeedsF2P, in Be mindful of allergies lads

Browsing this community is honestly like the reverse of learning

THE_ANON,

You unlearn things

Quadhammer,

A learnest man

hikikoma,

Eventually your brain turns to mush and you’re just stuck with an ahegao face.

Kolanaki, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

MacNCheezus,
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Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn’t be safe to consume cold.

Octopus1348,
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Yeah. That’s why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

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