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ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Roughly 31.75 meters

“Roughly”? The length of those things ranges over an entire order of magnitude.

UraniumBlazer, (edited )

Sooooo like ft?

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

At least feet don’t normally change length by a factor of 2-3 in seconds

walter_wiggles, in Abraham

AbeBROham

starman2112, in Why do it
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t go in the hole

Llewellyn,

That’s what she said

sirxdaemon, in Saves time and money
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

Completely unrealistic. Why I ask, would your poop not be pink?

beckerist,

If it follows the Pepto way it’ll be pitch black

sirxdaemon,
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

I think it’s appropriate for me to say this given the place: prove it. Surely there would be no repercussions were you to provide the evidence. As the saying goes, the proof is in the pudding.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a fake product in case that wasn’t obvious. As far as the claim about Pepto itself goes, I’ve never used it but you can just buy some at the store and find out.

The best science is that which you’ve done yourself. Anything you read on the Internet could potentially be fake.

sirxdaemon,
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

I would take you at your word but since I read it on the internet…

On a more serious note, I didn’t expect so many serious replies given the community. But I did decide to look it up and yeah, apparently it may turn your pudding black. And yes, I knew it’s not a real product. For now.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This finally explains the Brits and their black pudding.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Shitpoast hard, be helpful even harder.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That bismuth doing it’s thing

bigFab, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

When are we gonna stop demonizing the other half of population, start understanding they may be right right at something and I may not be right about everything. People unite 🤝

kilgore_trout,

People prefer circlejerking instead of trying to understand each other.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

“See we should all just come together and agree to believe what I believe. You should just accept that sometimes you’re wrong, even though I haven’t presented any evidence. If we agreed, we wouldn’t be fighting; therefore the charitable thing for you to do is to cause us to agree by changing your opinion to match mine”

bigFab,

I think once ppl unite we’ll find out we need no old guy in a suit telling us what’s the right thing to do for 4 years long and begin working on a parlament were truly wise individuals have their voice and a wide variety of professors are finnally listened. But we are too many to fit in a proportionally representative parlament and the only solution I see is dissolution of all big states into county governments and form only temporary intercity alliances.

Catoblepas, in Abraham

Imagine being Lincoln’s ghost and just seeing people dressed as you come to the place you died to take photos of themselves. Insulting or complimentary? I’m not going to risk ghost Lincoln’s wrath to find out!

Venat0r,

I thought it was AI generated.

Catoblepas,

You don’t know that Lincoln’s ghost isn’t in the internet!

Mr_Blott, in Saves time and money

Peptabysmal

Deebster, in Back in my day
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

We had a “kids tape” that had countless things recorded over each other. The second half was just a collage of the tail end of various cartoons and shows. When it got to the Abba-soundtracked documentary about a carnival it meant you were at the end of the tape.

fox2263, in Why do it

He most likely pissed himself on his face.

Necrosynthetik,

Who hasn’t been waterboarded with their own piss?

fox2263,

Ah but what if a nervous stomach (from being trapped upside down in the dark near death) provided some extra liquid for the water boarding

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Clothes probably soaked most of it up.

fox2263,

Most. But not all

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He was in there so damn tight I doubt much if any liquid made it to his face. If he were that loose he could have just gotten out.

fox2263, (edited )

Doesn’t have to be a 360 snug fit. Jagged rock can still keep you in place. In fact look at the picture.

Piss, er, finds a way

mydude, in Fishing

Skitt-fiske

ElBarto, in Why do it
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

God I hate the idea of that being your last days… Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?

snaprails,
@snaprails@feddit.uk avatar

Who knows? Some people would crawl up their own colon if they could.

Rodeo,

I know lots of people who crawl up their own ass

TriPolarBearz,

Adventure log day 2: It has become increasingly dark, hot, and humid… And it smells like ass!

Sorgan71,

its fun

boatsnhos931,

I like snuggling up with a good book

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Fun.

HelixDab2,

Honestly, they’re pretty neat. I’ve gone through tours of Mammoth Caves that require waivers, and they strongly recommend that you not take that tour if any part of you has a circumference of more than 42", because you won’t fit. There was a spot that was about 12" high, and 72-ish wide that you had to crawl through that took a sharp right; you had to take your helmet off to get through. But then you get out into this enormous cavern filled with rock formations that are seen by less 100 people/year.

But if I didn’t know that that crack was passable, that I’d be able to get through or get back out again? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.

Jax,

Maybe it’s because I live in a place with a lot of earthquakes, but I think I’m good off putting my head between rocks that could slightly shift and obliterate me.

But I’m glad you enjoy it!

HelixDab2,

The Appalachian foothills in Kentucky are pretty geologically dead; there aren’t any fault lines anywhere close by. It’s about as safe as any cave network can be.

I do recommend going to that are and taking some tours, especially in the middle of summer where you can see the inversion layer where the air goes from being 95F to 60F. Even the fully-accessible tours that don’t go through any tight spaces are pretty cool.

Jax, (edited )

I don’t mind going inside caves, I just won’t be squishing myself into any crevices that require me to take off my safety gear to get through.

Granted, if it shifts your safety gear likely won’t do shit but still. I’ll stay in the bit of the cave where I can stand, or at least crouch/crawl.

Lucidlethargy, in Back in my day

Ah yes, bootleg Harry and the Hendersons.

tslnox, in Back in my day

My aunt had a big cabinet full of home recorded tapes, our most favourites were the ones with BTTF, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones and the one with one and only episode of The Adventures of Sinbad.

UraniumBlazer, in Abraham

Lincoln’s ghost after watching people meme about him for more than 150 years: “Man these people miserable as fuck, someone please put me out of my misery…no…oh no… FUCK”

xX_fnord_Xx, in Back in my day

My dad made bootleg copies of just about every vhs he rented until the mid 90s.

The ones that were for kids he imprinted with red or blue tape, all the others black.

I have no idea what my mom did with that wall of tapes once he was gone, at this point she doesn’t remember either.

The main tape I remember rewatching was the Raggedy Ann movie from the 80s that got super psychedelic and had elements of body horror.

xX_fnord_Xx,

There was also an unsettling retelling of Beowulf via awkward English dub. Watched now, it would probably be charming, but 4 year old me was petrified when the cuddly looking Grendel bit off a man’s head and you could see the stalks of arteries poking out of the neck stump.

I also watched the first episode of MadBalls more times than is probably healthy.

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