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CowardVenus15, in Would you like fries with that?

Brass McKnuckles

AgentGrimstone, in Why do it

I remember seeing a video of a dude exploring a cave and he was crawling through some narrow ass space tighter than under my bed. Why would one want to do this??? What if it was a dead end? How tf are you gonna turn around? Crawl backwards? I just can’t with any of this

Kage520,

Don’t forget the spiders

BilboBargains,

You will never reap the rewards of being trapped under water for hours with that kind of attitude.

Rolando,

The Eternal Reward, that is.

UFODivebomb,

I used to go spelunking… I honestly can’t answer you. Kinda neat but mostly just being in the total dark in a tiny space surrounded by rocks.

On the plus side i can basically fall asleep in an MRI

XTornado,

I don’t think the main problem to fall sleep in an MRI is the small space.

UFODivebomb,

True. They are very noisy but the nurses all seem initially concerned with claustrophobia.

MeatsOfRage,

How about this, there’s people that do this underwater. They take the tank off their back, push it out ahead of them. If they get stuck, they don’t have 27 hours to try and figure their shit out, they have a couple hours at best

dejected_warp_core,

That’s where I draw the line.

Normal spelunking, minimal vertical work, the occasional belly crawl no smaller than a manhole. That’s actually a pretty good time. You get wet, dirty, have a few laughs with your friends, and then shake it off with some beers back at the campsite. No need to go aggressive with ridiculously tight crawls and/or 100’s of feet of vertical work, etc.

Cave diving? Let’s take an activity where it’s very easy to loose track of time, and add SCUBA which requires time management down to the minute for your health and survival. Nevermind getting lost, disoriented, or wedged underwater somewhere. I get that this is very intrepid stuff, and the very distant corners of cave systems are being explored this way. But it’s a big no for me; the risk does not justify the reward, IMO.

HelixDab2,

SCUBA is even worse because any movement kicks up sediment, so that visibility quickly turns to nil. Cave diving has a very, very high mortality rate; BASE jumping is safer.

Willer,

at least in a water cave you die with a predictable speed.

Gork,

Not to mention unexpected currents that can either smack you against nearby rocks or sweep you further downward in an uncontrolled manner.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Same as sky jumping

Adrenaline.

user224, (edited )
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve seen such video. The dude struggled to move because he just barely fit in enough to still be able to breathe. There was water in there, and he said he has to return because it’s starting to fill with water.

Fill with water? Nope. Nope. Why would I go in such space.

Edit: Maybe this could be it: youtu.be/6Yf0gDzUMFA
https://youtu.be/6Yf0gDzUMFA

chiliedogg,

Funny thing is I’m terrified of spelunking, but actively working towards being certified for cave diving.

Fill it with water and I’m interested!

I think part of it is that I can’t get stuck as easily with scuba gear strapped on my back, and I don’t have to worry about gravity fucking me over.

And I’ll never go anywhere that requires squeezing my fat ass through a crack.

electric_nan,

I can relate. I did some cave diving in Mexico, and it was incredible. Having said that, there are some locations I would dive again, and some I definitely would not.

PopShark,

Those guys got blessed by the algorithm or something I recognize the channel and video. Don’t know why YouTube decided I would be interested in spelunking but their videos are pretty entertaining at least. Personally I’ll take heights over tight spaces anyday.

grendel,
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve watched quite a few of this guy’s videos, and I’m lead to believe that lots of his “wow this is really dangerous right now” moments are acted up. Maybe he gets into sketchy situations, but whatever he shows in the videos looks more like excuses to add a click-baity title without being outright click bait.

TheBlue22, in Angry bald man

He can have money, he can have “fame”, but there never be anyone in his life that actually loves him.

And thats good. Fuck this guy.

AgentGrimstone, in Save thousands

I’ve told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don’t spend money on me, I’m DEAD.

Travelator,

Donate your used meat parts to your local medical school. It’s fun, educational, and a great way to stay in shape!

Asudox, (edited )
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fun

I loved it when I dismembered a human /s

BigDanishGuy,

It was really educational when I got to do it. Studying Netter’s and Gray’s (or in my case Finn Boysen Møller) can only get you so far. If you want to really understand anatomy, and the insane amount of variation that occurs, then dissection is a pretty good way forward.

dingus, (edited )

You joke, but it really is an incredibly cool experience. I am not a doctor, but I was privileged to have a hands on anatomy class in school where we had human cadavers. Things are so different in person than they are in textbooks. And getting to actual see, touch, and feel how the human body works and how it goes wrong is just amazing. I was so wowed by it that it’s what led me to my career today (working in a hospital lab with human organs).

MightyGalhupo,

I would honestly like to get to do that at least once

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

In school?

MightyGalhupo,

That works for me

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Would you prefer it somewhere else?

MightyGalhupo,

Wherever I can works

hydrospanner,

Shapes…once they get to you.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m gonna eat a bunch of weird shit like rocks and styrofoam before I die, and confuse the shit out of whatever student gets to dissect my stomach

MightyGalhupo,

Mind if I join you?

electrogamerman,

i want the penis!

Rodeo,

Funerals are for the living.

Don’t tell your family what to do at your funeral, because you’ll be dead. It’s not for you, it’s for the people left behind. So let them do what they feel is right.

Besides, how could ever know or care? You’re DEAD.

hydrospanner,

It seemed apparent, to me at least, that the person you replied to had the intention of telling their loved ones not to spend on OP’s account. Not that they’re forbidding the family from any course of action.

I guess if you take it super literally, okay, whatever. But the smallest amount of thought seems to make this obvious.

BigDanishGuy,

^- this right here is the right answer.

I have a song I’d like to be played for the 5 people who’ll attend, but that’s more about the message it convey - if I don’t get to use my death to influence people, then I guess I don’t really have a choice. I have a preference with regard to burial vs cremation, but that’s it. For the rest, you figure it out. Don’t want to maintain a burial plot? Fine, don’t want a tomb stone? Fine. You have to deal with it, so you get to decide.

ATDA,

Hell I told mine to hit up those shady companies on This Week Tonight. You can get rid of my body and get a few hundred dollars? Win win I don’t care.

MightyGalhupo,

I too would like to be a skeleton doing a backflip in a museum

garbagebagel,

I mean, what this ad should really read is “save your family thousands”. If you can afford it and have the resources, preplan your whole burial plan so your family can just grieve instead of dealing with all the admin of it.

EatYouWell,

You can go ahead and prepay for the service, even if it’s just cremation and stuffing your bone dust in a cardboard box.

That way your family doesn’t have to both grieve and figure out arrangements.

Veneroso,

Ziplock bag and a catapult.

‘Goes to rent catapult’

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

doctorcrimson, in Back in my day

There is more obscure media than ever, it just connects less people you’re likely to ever meet in person.

recapitated, in Back in my day

My condolences to anyone who grew up with the movie Plague Dogs

majestic, in Fishing

Femboy fish

AnonWyo, in Abraham

I’d totally be Whigging out.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, the Whigs were dissolved in 1856.

ultratiem, in Why do it
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

What I don’t get is neither path is very deep, so shining a light would reveal both dead ends. Can’t think of a worse way to go tho. And the fear and panic realizing you’re doomed.

Filthmontane,

He likely got to a point where he couldn’t turn around so he decided to just push forward and hope there’s an exit.

FardyCakes, in Abraham

At least he’s honest

Noite_Etion, in Abraham
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

If only selfies existed back then. He would have turned around to see John Wilkes Booth coming.

Administrator, in Choose A or B

Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.

MightyGalhupo,

One fish of an in infinite number of species

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you control their availability.

lntl,

this lemmy gets it

grue, in Roughly 31.75 meters

Joke’s on you, rest of the world: your 2440mm x 1220mm x 13mm sheet goods, for example, are just 4’ x 8’ x 1/2" in disguise. Ditto for a lot of building materials, as well as standardized parts for other industries (like the pin pitch of electronics connectors etc.) that were really U.S. standards first that everybody else then got stuck with.

empireOfLove,

Bet tons of electronics guys wonder why standard header pins are a pitch of 2.54mm… sike! its just 0.100" !!!

bisby, in Abraham

If that was his seat, no wonder Booth broke his leg jumping down to the stage

ininewcrow, in Saves time and money
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

A preShitpost or a postShitpost?

Viking_Hippie,

Yes.

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