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alphapuggle, in Safety First?

Only 5??

EvilEyedPanda, in Save thousands

Dump my body unceremoniously on the lawn of a billionaire.

And009,

Ocean is public property. Float around the world in 800 days

shadeless,
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In the stomach of three sharks, twenty crabs and that one weird turtle

EvilEyedPanda,

Surprisingly still more useful than being put in a box.

VieuxQueb,
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I like that idea !

HerbalGamer,
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Cremate me and blow my ashes in their eyes.

RubberElectrons,

I’m here for this!

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Hm I wonder if this counts as praxis

carnimoss, in Choose A or B

I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B

FiniteLooper, in Super Shitter?

Still works if you’re careful.

rambling_lunatic, (edited ) in Back in my day

For me it was a CD, not a tape, but I watched the hell out of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, dubbed in a monotone voice by a grand total of like three people.

kemsat, in Fishing

The best fish.

FiniteLooper, in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

Conservative Arts colleges only

TheDoozer, in Back in my day

Not a movie, exactly, but we had the VHS of the extended version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller and the making of the video. It was over an hour long. And amazing.

Matty_r, in Very free hosting for only $22.95
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I remember using a service like that in the late 90s/early 00s and the way to get around having the ads shown on the page was to rename the .html file to .jpeg.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited ) in Choose A or B
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B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That’s more hair than I have now!

Ddhuud, in Fishing

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

Asudox,
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Did you ever eat ass?

Hadriscus,

I did, as dry sausage. It’s excellent

Asudox,
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good enough

Selmafudd, in Choose A or B

Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?

MightyGalhupo,

Are the uncles the same?

NaoPb, in Why do it

The closest I’ll be getting to exploring a cave is playing Microsoft Adventure. I’m not getting into a cave, no sir.

BromSwolligans, (edited ) in Back in my day

I’m gonna have kids just so I can make sure to raise them on the correct media diet. They’re getting all the classic video game consoles, in order of generation, so when they get to something like Elden Ring they have the context all the way back to Space Invaders to appreciate it. And we’re going to be a home of physical media, god damn it. We’re not streaming things. We’re putting CD’s and vinyls and blu rays in their respective players. No iPads. Only books, comics, coloring books and notebooks.

How the fuck did parents start giving their kids iPads, anyway? Nintendo Switches? My first Gameboy cost $90 and I bought it with my own birthday money. A children’s book from a young reader series cost $6 new in the 90s and is probably not much worse now. Less, if you buy it used, which is much easier now. And people are just like, “here, my 12 year old child, have an Xbox Series whatever, and an iPad, and a Galaxy phone. They’re all pre-connected to your YouTube account. Don’t let your other parent know that I told you that for Christmas we’re getting you a gaming PC, Logitech C920, condenser microphone, wireless headset, gaming chair, scissor arm, and LED lighting array so you can chase the completely impossible dream of being a professional streamer. Can I kiss your feet while I’m at it? Will that make this a good half-birthday for you?” Unfuckingthinkable. Knock it off.

Delphia, in Choose A or B

Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

habanhero,

You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.

fatzgebum,

Or they are all equally useless.

Delphia,

If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

Ashelyn,

Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!

octoperson,

Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

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