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Slow, in Saves time and money

Peptolupa 😹
in the language of my region, this is consonant with the word for penis.

Slow, in Chicken Strips

I remembered the photos of women with unathletic bodies who post their naked photos on reddit.

Slow, in Roughly 31.75 meters

Why is this beam installed at an angle?

UraniumBlazer,

Hey… If u r dicked individual, u should know that “angles” are very important for the best possible experience.

anarchy79, in Abraham
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey! HEY! Rewind the play five minutes, stringbean over here talked over the whole fucking thing. HEY I NEED TO TAKE A PISS YALL!”

Potatos_are_not_friends,

The required video everyone needs to watch: m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dRw62qVLs

runeko,
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Truly, more than our fledgling nation could endure.

FlyingSquid, in Saves time and money
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They keep that diarrhea-inducing Doritos Locos Taco on the menu forever but get rid of the amazing Zesty Chicken Bowl. Fuck Taco Bell.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

They got rid of my beloved double decker taco 🥺. And I’m even more mad about it because they didn’t get rid of any ingredients to make it and it wouldn’t be hard to make either. They just got rid of it and then put self serve kiosks in so you can’t finagle the staff to make you one. I feel you, brother. 2020 did a number on all of our favorite taco bell menu items and definitely not anything else.

FlyingSquid, in Chicken Strips
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But remember, pay in dollars, because she doesn’t accept chicken tender.

rustyfish, in STOB
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Look, we can’t keep stopping at every stob, yeld or one vay sign.

jaybone,

Oy vey.

Emi621, in Save thousands
STRIKINGdebate2, in New gameplay
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Why is the black guys skin so shiny.

ramius345,

Moisturizer?

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably hot so he’s probably sweaty lol

aeronmelon,

IIRC, this was made using AI.

casmael,

Yeah I thought I smelled ai. Check out the croc at the bottom right corner.

dangblingus,

You don’t have to remember anything. Just look at the obvious AI generated image.

mrbonejangles,

Can you tell because of the pixels?

finkrat,
Slow,

He has a shiny career)

boomzilla,
KISSmyOS, in Roughly 31.75 meters

How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?

glorious_albus, in STOB

STO🅱️

Aggravationstation, in STOB

…in the name of loub

FedFer, (edited ) in Back in my day

I lived in an in-between, I have a lot of dvds (even 2 blu-rays I think) but they’re not shitty at all, 90% were Disney films when original content was still a thing but we have rewatched them so many times, nowadays my little sister, born in the era of streaming can’t handle not choosing what to watch on tv or not having a new film out every 2 months

Blackmist,

Whenever I’m subjected to terrestrial TV, the only thing I end up watching is the second half of movies I’ve seen a dozen times before.

I grew up with only having 4 channels, but holy shit having some actual agency over what you watch was a game changer.

gatelike, in Back in my day

This was the movie Troll for me with Sonny Bobo.

gatelike, in Why do it

nsfl

spikederailed,

correct

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