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Vinny_93, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’d probably eat it

THE_ANON, (edited ) in word

Flush one down in the name of science .

Thcdenton, in Bakers be like

Pffff got me

Thcdenton, in Bub-bups bounce

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/372dd5f7-67df-4e00-843d-c7ce76f9fae6.webm

BeigeAgenda, in word
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Do not flush yourself down the toilet to avoid paying rent!

Snapz, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

Like every other failure, it will be rebranded as a right wing grift and sold to desperate idiots that desperately need validation from an external group.

“No Libz Allowed Air” is the first airline with no safety regulations - you can smoke, the pilots can be drunk, there’s peanut shells on the ground, because of freedom!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Already saw a comment on Instagram saying it happened because of diversity hires

Raiderkev, in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

Do I have to listen to him rant about how the CIA is trying to kill him or whatever? If so, pass. Ya know what? Even if not.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

numberfour002,

♫♫ If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe ♫♫

♫♫ I’d been married long time ago. ♫♫

♫♫ Where did you come from, where did you go? ♫♫

buycurious, in Bakers be like

“I gotta make some dough” for those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

variants,

As one should while pooping

Chivera,

Thank you

Aurenkin, in Jesus: Table for 26, please

These guys are dodgy as fuck. They said they just wanted water but then when I came back later the water jug was replaced with wine! We don’t allow BYO, I swear some people just think the rules don’t apply to them.

sgbrain7, in Bub-bups bounce

At first, I was bewildered and a bit scared, but then I saw the Adult Swim logo and remembered that’s pretty standard for them.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

ElanoidesWahl,
@ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net avatar

HOLD ME NOOOOWWW!

PeregrinoCinzento, (edited ) in Ya know,

“They dont think it be like it is, but it do.”

Sorgan71, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

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    MataVatnik,
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    Tell that to the 349 people that died in two 737 Max crashes 6 months apart from each other after Boeing decided to skirt regulation and cut cost.

    Sorgan71,

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    MataVatnik,
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    One thing is people dying from a car accident due to driver error or bad conditions, but it’s another thing to die from a car accident after your car decides to drive you into a wall at 100mph because manufacturers wanted to make extra profit.

    SPRUNT, in Jesus: Table for 26, please

    And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.

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