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Ulvain, in Truly inspirational

How many pebbles in a stone, and stone in a boulder? It’s a convenient measurement, I’m sure.

Evilsmiley,

1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height

MeanEYE,
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UK seems to be using every measure available.

ifDogsCouldTalk,

Pounds isn’t already imperial?

nowsuiluj,
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Pounds is force and stone is mass I believe.

LazerFX,

Lb-ft is force - the number of pounds per foot. Pounds is 1/14 of a stone, or a Stone is 14 pounds. 2.2 pounds per kilogramme.

Evilsmiley, (edited )

Yeah but i only see the British using Stone, americans just use pounds from what I’ve seen.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.

Kase,
Th4tGuyII, in Shitty deal
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You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

FinishingDutch,
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Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

Th4tGuyII,
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Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

FinishingDutch,
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I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

v81,

Do not search for this.

Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

0x4E4F,
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The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they’re usually just silicon, doesn’t melt at 100C.

Kase,

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

0x4E4F,
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Don’t look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven’t googled for something like that as well 😂).

Sigh_Bafanada,

Two, even

nxdefiant, in Political discussions on the internet.

In Scotland, to where he emigrated in order to move his goalpost business.

9point6,

Of course you go for the no true slippery slope climbing, red herring walking, goalpost moving Scottish straw man argument

IndiBrony,
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Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

MyFairJulia,
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You Scots sure are a contentious bunch

nxdefiant,

A true Scotsman would have founded his goalpost business in Scotland.

feedum_sneedson, in Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger

It’s your parent(s)/primary caregiver(s). It’s expensive and a little gratitude wouldn’t hurt.

Nepenthe,
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It is santa. You think my own parents would just lie to me for over 30 years!? To hand the credit to someone imaginary? Doesn't make a shred of sense.

feedum_sneedson,

No thoughts, only Christmas xxx

dlpkl, in Learning the Python

You can smell that house from the street over

sharkfucker420,
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Do pythons smell? I did not know this

Warl0k3,

When well taken care of, no they dont. People suck, however, and lack of proper care can produce some really foul smelling enclosures

smolyeet,

For what it’s worth. , my coworker had one and his room didn’t smell. I assume it’s like owning any other in house pet where you just need to regularly clean their cage/tank

Meuzzin,

This.

ThunderclapSasquatch,

On their own no, but like every animal they poop and snake shit is really high in ammonia

scottywh, in Truly inspirational

Fatpeoplehate still going strong

MistakenBear32,

That’s absolutely what these stupid ass type of posts are about.

People just can’t help themselves but being assholes about it.

ExLisper, (edited )

Yeah, it’s shameful that as society we learned to be compassionate to other disabled people but still treat the obese like it’s their own fault.

splicerslicer,

If I was that obese I’d hope to have a friend who cared about me enough to bully me into a healthier lifestyle. there’s a difference between being overweight and morbidly obese.

scottywh,

You’re unintelligent

mugthol,

Yeah what kind of friends are they even if they’re not giving you an eating disorder?!?

ropegirth, in Plummeting interest rate

G.I.R.L. Guy in real life

Potatos_are_not_friends,

In college, I played Diablo 2 as a sorceress and a dude was hitting on me because my character was hot?

Like dude, all sorcs in the game are ladies. Wtf.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had this same username on Reddit for awhile and I got hit up by guys a few times. Like, dudes - it’s a fucking Kids in the Hall sketch. I am not an actual chicken lady.

ProceduralDeathLab,

Do you love life?

Tangent5280,

Pfft. In this economy? Best I can do is not kill myself.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

No, I am just acquainted with life.

afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

Should have gone with cabbagehead . True story, no one likes him because he has a cabbage for a head.

Jumi,

I played a female character in Metin 2 when I was somewhere around 12 or so. The game was ultra p2w and I got some dude to pay for all the good stuff for me. Later I blocked him because it got really creepy.

Arcity,
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G.U.Y. Girl under you

ShitOnABrick, in Truly inspirational
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With peer pressure you can do anything!

ahriboy,
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Try to pay attention to your food intake.

Floshie, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced “GIF” like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced “JFEG” like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

FarmTaco,

If it was JPhEG sure.

uzay,

Is it pronounced jilf then as well?

Socsa, (edited )

Do I look like I know what a JFEG is?

bitwaba,

I just want a picture of a gosh dang JFEGdog

Wilzax,

J’feg

PeWu,

Fuck this, double standards ftw

CabbageColonialist, (edited )

My name is jgef

Twelve20two, in Two sides to Korea

I mean, even from their own perspective, they’ve had a very unpleasant history, especially the last hundred-fifty years or so

highenergyphysics,

They’ve reached the point of deserving it. Modern Korean society is completely brainrotted by capitalist and right wing influence.

In the next 10-15 years we are going to see what real late stage capitalism is like, and it will be in South Korea.

A toast to the future.

EndlessApollo,

Are you a tankie or do you just think it’s cool and edgy having takes as immature as “government bad therefore they deserve it”

nifty,
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It’s unnecessary to assume they’re a tankie. My guess is someone who has experienced that life first hand? If you’ve seen movies like Parasite you get an idea of mindset and culture OP is talking about. Of course it’s not all as extreme as OP says, but there are reasons why the term Hell Joseon is part of the culture there, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Joseon

ironeagl, in Two sides to Korea

I mean Japan it this way with USA / Korea, and China probably as well? USA doesn’t really learn Asian history enough to get the backstory.

Crashumbc,

US gets very little world history of any type. And what little it does get is whitewashed and only parts that relate to the US…

remotelove,
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Bold of you to speak for an entire population, bub.

HerbalGamer,
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Don’t pretend it isn’t true.

remotelove, (edited )
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It’s entirely situational and not every place is the same, like it is everywhere else in the world.

Crow, in Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger
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I like the idea of the time zone Santa being in is like an electron probability cloud.

psud,

I subscribe to the multi Santa theory

7of9, in Broccoli
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Suddenly the Broccoloid episode of The Powerpuff Girls reads as anti-LGBT propaganda

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Tbf this is a fake-ass shitpost

Frozzie, in Shitty deal
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No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

MissJinx,
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yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

Agent641,

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

MissJinx,
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omg, why 🤮

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Weird sex

IndefiniteBen,

What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

Frozzie,
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Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

coffeebiscuit,

😗🫥🫥🫥

M137,
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There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

CrowAirbrush,

I can send some videos if you like😅

surewhynotlem,

Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

FlyingSquid, in Merry christmas you weirdos
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You Scandis in this thread are all lying. I know Satan’s anal ring when I see it.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I think it’s his wiener steamer

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