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Snowpix, in Fuck the balloon police
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A single monkey with a dart: “I’m aboutta end this man’s whole career”

WolfhoundRO,

A single sailor with a harpoon gun: “Tally ho, lads!”

frezik, in Fuck the balloon police

There was a guy who did this with a lawn chair and helium ballons. Yes, he did get fined by the FAA.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Reaching almost 5000 meters is very impressive, and I love the plan of popping the balloons with a BB-gun to control the descent. I’m almost annoyed that they fined this unique effort.

Chadus_Maximus,

I wonder what was the plan in case the gun got jammed.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

I don’t think there was a plan B. A lawn chair strapped to 42 balloons doesn’t seem like a project without single points of failure.

Imgonnatrythis, in It's true, look it up.

Grew up in the western education system and this is the kind of stuff they censored us from. Fascinating.

DarkDarkHouse,
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They’ve still censored the top and bottom third of this critical information. Context is everything.

hdnsmbt,

The context is OP doesn’t know how to save a picture without making a screenshot.

bighatchester, in Stay hydrated

What if I don’t sleep with a iron next to my bed . Should I drink my lava lamp ?

runswithjedi,

I saw something the other day where drinking lava cures Covid so this checks out.

InEnduringGrowStrong, (edited )
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can just call the ranger with the big iron on his hip.

chulo_sinhatche,

Marty Robbins reference out of nowhere!?

Upvote.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Stay hydrated

It’s important to stay hydrated, and also to get enough iron

user1234, in Nervous System when Confident System walks in

Looks like there is intelligent design by the flying spaghetti monster.

1995ToyotaCorolla,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

We are all made in its image. The flesh is an aberration

dan1101, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

Go to the register with these, a box of wine, and a 12 pack of condoms.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If I had $150+ to spend…

BigDaddySlim, in Nervous System when Confident System walks in
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

When I’m taking the meanest, life threatening shit of my life and someone opens the stall door

drbluefall, in What if
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Dexter!

betterdeadthanreddit, in There are no accidents

About your title: just wait until you’re older. You might expect what’s written in the photo and get something else entirely.

VikingHippie,

Can confirm. Got Legionaire’s disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

JeeBaiChow, in Nervous System when Confident System walks in

Real question: how do they separate the nervous system from the other tissue like that?

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

Rats

betterdeadthanreddit,

Careful dissection. If you’re interested in the preservation process as well, look up plastination.

cactus, in spicy rock

U-569 makes the contact and lead them

TeckFire,

U-94 scores a kill in the dark

humorlessrepost, (edited ) in Nervous System when Confident System walks in

When you nut and she keeps sucking

cactus, in Oh no…

Where were you when UK was end

kamenlady, in Nervous System when Confident System walks in
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how i feel when i am at the dentist.

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