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nifty, in Ya know,
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Saying “it is what it is” can either be defeatist or stoic.

z500, in I will spread so much salmonella
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What, you egg?

VOwOxel, in Title...
Asudox,
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We all wish for such a thing. But reality is cruel…

Psaldorn, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...
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“I’ll wear the flag of the losing side, that’ll make me seem [???].”

Secret300, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

Olhonestjim,

So did the slaver’s daughters’ dresses.

Ilovethebomb,

No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

It looks terrible.

GladiusB,
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No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

TheRaven, in What to do if you live on a farm and you're bored but also awesome.
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That cow has a very flat side… I’m beginning to think that not everything on the internet is true.

Imgonnatrythis,

Prolly just ironed it first.

hex_m_hell, in Oh no…

I mean, to be honest, it’s about time.

Dicska, in What to do if you live on a farm and you're bored but also awesome.

And the cow doesn’t understand why the sudden popularity.

Evil_Shrubbery, in I will spread so much salmonella

Well, not all of us evil spirits get plucked from the abyss by a chickens butthole/cloaca.

Some of us reincarnate as mere seeds and at some point start farting pure oxygen.

humorlessrepost, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

When your football coach just retired

Vakbrain, in What to do if you live on a farm and you're bored but also awesome.
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HD for herd display

rockSlayer, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

silasmariner,

I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose

itsnicodegallo,

Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.

rockSlayer,

I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.

Rivalarrival,

they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on every other part, but that particular sentiment is rather disturbing. The particular reason they gave was not an acceptable justification for leaving the union, but the idea that they have no such right at all is extraordinarily problematic.

I mention this because we are a year away from a scenario where several states may determine that a particular candidate is unqualified to even run, let alone win the presidential election. We may very well find ourselves in a situation where half the country recognizes one person as president, while the other half recognizes a different person.

The idea that the states representing the majority of We The People should not be allowed to dissociate from a self-described dictator is a big fucking problem.

The union is only valid so long as we have the right to leave it.

silasmariner,

Thanks for this, very much captured what I was thinking but you used words betterer

umbrella,
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also ruins a young girl full of potential

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Potential is what she calls her brother.

superduperenigma, in I will spread so much salmonella

/r/evil_egg_irl

PatFussy, in It's true, look it up.
someguy3, (edited ) in I will spread so much salmonella

Do sideways egg cups exist?

tigeruppercut,

Just gotta stretch the original until it’s sideways

Evil_Shrubbery,

Where do y’all get sideways eggs tho??

someguy3,

Can you imagine the chicken that laid that?

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