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LemmyKnowsBest, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

Welp, can’t argue against that. Ya finally converted me.

RIP_Cheems, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...
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Nutteman, in Oh no…
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Thank christ

madcaesar, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

This girl was born innocent… And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.

kureta,

Her parents were also born innocent…

madcaesar,

True. It’s a vicious cycle of hate, that’s hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.

betterdeadthanreddit, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

What people don’t realize is that these levels are built with a barely-perceptible curve to match the shape of the Earth.

0x4E4F,
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See, this is why I post stupid shit like this. One, for the comments, and two, for info like this. Thank you kind stranger 👍 ☺️.

andrew_bidlaw, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...
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Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.

Mr_Fish, in Ya know,

It’s what it’s

moistclump,

I have no more original thoughts

AshMan85, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

Trash.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Title...
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Menace to society

Bytemeister, in When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?

dylanTheDeveloper, in Fuck the balloon police
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US Airforce

FartsWithAnAccent, in Jesus: Table for 26, please
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“These motherfuckers better leave a tip…”

Hotdogman,

Oh, a tip was given for sure.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Holy moyley!

betterdeadthanreddit,

1 Samuel 18:27

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Yoooo, I’m gonna deep fry these bitches!”

-Saul or something idklol

Imgonnatrythis,

Especially the old barefoot dude. Can’t believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.

user1234, in Fortnite has changed

I’m pretty sure that’s just Sam Elliott without his mustache.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Scott Bakula is what I was thinking.

RIP_Cheems, in Title...
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Please stop posting these. The fact that I have to see it again is torture.

0x4E4F,
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I usually don’t post stuff like this, this was an experiment 😂.

Hjalamanger,
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And a successful experiment I’d say

0x4E4F,
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Well, it proved that normal people moved to Lemmy, the real shitposters stayed on Reddit 😂.

FlashZordon, in There are no accidents
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Fart is a top 5 funny word.

hungryphrog,

What are the top 4 then?

FlashZordon,
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-Pee

-Poop

-Cum

-Unsubstantiated

kittenzrulz123,

Sixth place is moist

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