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ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Frequently

I used to work for a large corporation and one day I found myself in a meeting with a bunch of female vice presidents where I was the only man there. The presenter was unable to display on the big screen because she didn’t have a connector; I happened to have the right kind and loaned it to her.

She said “you’re pretty handy to have around.” My brain decided that a clever thing to say in response would be “well, I’m pretty well-endowed in the dongle department” and I started to say that before my brain thought better of it and cut me off. So what I actually said was “well, I’m pretty well-endowed”. One woman in the room actually guffawed but everybody else managed to ignore it - although I’m willing to bet this story was told later more than a few times.

BigBenis,

This one’s a weiner winner

victron,
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I felt the pain through my phone.

Wilzax,

When you realize how that sounded you can save it by looking embarrassed and apologizing, and clarifying you meant something like “equipped”. Typically a gaff is better than leaving things at creepy

NikkiDimes,

Jesus fucking Christ, how did you not just die on the spot?

Agent641,

Dying

LordOfTheChia, in Task failed successfully?

Same vibes as this

casmael,

Lmao. Norwegian? Swedish?

Algaroth,

Swedish. I remember when this was on TV.

FlyingSquid, in Do anything for me.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Is that the thing that Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love?

Agent641,

Ive always wondered what sort of gross fetish thing she must be asking for that makes Meatball go “Whoa now, hey, lets just slow it down a bit babe, I’m not doing that, jesus fuck, thats messed up.”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it isn’t gross at all. Maybe he’s cool with the gross stuff. “I’ll let you take a big, steaming dump on my chest, but I will not be having missionary position sex with you.”

BoxerDevil,

Marriage is what he is talking about

Ghyste,

I thought it was butt stuff.

Agent641,

The most heinous fetish of them all

TheRealLinga,

🎶 I would do anything for love… … but not kick you off a cliff 🎵

Lophostemon, in Merry ChristmaX

My 14 yo would be stoked. He’s right into networking tech. Doesn’t really care about Nintendo.

JustUseMint,

I wish I was into networking at 14, I’d be making more money now. That’s a great start he’s got

kattenluik,

Not everything needs to be about making money, just reminding you that that’s pretty vile.

JustUseMint,

Lol

skulblaka,
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Having money isn't everything. Not having money is.

pythonoob,

Having the means to support yourself and a family with a decent standard of living isn’t everything, you’re right. It’s a lot tho.

xpinchx,

The spirit of Christmas, everyone.

blanketswithsmallpox,

We were all into networking when I was young. Had to make Lan parties and UT servers work somehow.

Everyone still ended up working factory / distribution jobs lol.

Lophostemon,

Me too, but it didn’t really exist when I was 14.

Jumuta, (edited ) in Frequently

the phrase “yall” melting my brain cells painfully, 1 cell at a time:

Stamets,
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Y’all have fun with that, y’hear?

mriormro, (edited )
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It’s a second person plural pronoun. Other languages have them. For instance, Spanish has vosotros/ustedes and German has ihr.

OutlierBlue,

English already has a plural pronoun: “you”. It’s the singular that we’ve lost: “thou”.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

The nice thing about languages is that they evolve, change, reconfigure, and adapt. They are not sacred things, but tools we use and manipulate. While we may have something similar, the utility needs of our words change over time and over regions. In certain parts of the United States and elsewhere ‘y’all’ has filed in the linguistic gap.

Jumuta,

yeah, I know the utility of the word but it just doesn’t sound nice, I try to restructure my sentences to avoid it whenever possible. just the tone of “yall” has the “trying to seem cool” vibe and it feels like an overfriendly word to use in most scenarios.

Carlo,

It doesn’t have the same connotation for everybody, obviously. As a resident of the southern US, it’s just an everyday phrase, and doesn’t carry any “trying to seem cool” baggage.

Jumuta,

yeah obviously

optissima,

Yet the misuse of a colon as a form of sentence punctuation doesn’t hurt more? Talk about arbitrary…

Jumuta,

wdym?

seliaste,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Y’all is great and as a foreign speaker it’s really nice

Jumuta,

y’all is nice but yall isn’t

Olhonestjim,

*ain’t

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Y’all need to accept the fact people come from different cultures

Jumuta, (edited )

i know but the word just doesn’t sound nice

MsPenguinette,

If you use it without the strong drawl it’ll blend in perfectly fine. I’m willing to bet that the reason you don’t think it’s sounds nice is cause your brain hears the world then your brain hears in Squidbillies rather than just another Americanism of dropping syllables. That internal shift in your brain can cause dissonance and make it sound ugly.

I’ve worked hard to get rid of my southern accent but to me, “you all” just feels forced and clunky. Kind of like when someone uses an unnecessary vocabulary word when it doesn’t add any extra meaning.

There are many different accents for the word. My second favorite is the Georgia Peach / Antebellum. I don’t know the term for my top favorite but I’ll dub it “the highly educated and eloquent college professor who grew up in a swamp”, it’s like brown sugar for my ears

RedAggroBest,

Whashyalldoin? Has been a traditional means to great a group in rural Arizona for generations

RedAggroBest,

Whashyalldoin? Has been a traditional means to great a group in rural Arizona for generations

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

Restaldt,

Hey now

Cheese is a culture

GrammatonCleric, in do it, coward
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t believe my dumb ass tried to search for it

Imgonnatrythis,

If you’re having trouble finding it just hand it over to Hollie, she’ll shove it in for you twerp!

originalucifer, in Frequently
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no worries, my brain will remind me every 45 seconds for the next 3 weeks

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Lucky.

user224,
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And keep going for the rest of your life, just at a lower frequency because there’s more screw-ups to keep getting reminded of.

originalucifer,
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ha, yep. theres a lot of backpressure there in that pipe

Sylvartas,

Only 3 weeks ? Lucky bastard

Olhonestjim,

Weeks? Luckyyyy.

Harvey656, in I'm not creative enough to think of a title

Bold of you to assume I’m a sigma male.

MashedTech,

What are you?

Harvey656,

Beta :(

ummthatguy, in The Santa is good. The coal is bad.
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FlyingSquid,
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ummthatguy,
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TalesFromTheKitchen, in Couldn't remember Caillou's name.
@TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml avatar

Yay, another kagi user!

Woovie,

There’s dozens of us!

Vilian, in Learning the Python

weird ass dog

betterdeadthanreddit,

The dog has been made more efficient with its new form factor. Now every movement is a tail wag.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Got me cracked up 🤣

flambonkscious,

Quality reality update

morrowind, in Couldn't remember Caillou's name.
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I tried this on a bunch of search engines out of curiosity. Kagi is the only one that worked. The rest just gave me porn

weeabooextract,

Not related, but I like your username sera.

usualsuspect191,

Did you use “whose” or “who is”?

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

“whose” exactly like OP

DontRedditMyLemmy, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.

I don’t understand any of this, but I think I wish I did???

MeatsOfRage,

Sing it to the tune of Oasis Wonderwall

kameecoding,

Yeah cuz I have that on my mind

bonnetbee,

I read it to the tune of Smash Mouths All Star, worked as well.

DontRedditMyLemmy,

Okay, now I understand the post (lol) but still not the title. Thanks for getting me this far.

iwasgodonce, (edited ) in Merry ChristmaX
  • DS-lite
  • switch
  • n(at)64

what networking term will they use for the next one? ndp?

pivot_root,

DNS: Double Nintendo Switch

gvsteve, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

If your kids keep asking for every thing they see at every store, and you’re tired of telling them no most of the time, take them to the library and say YES YES YES YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!!

moosetwin,
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my mom tried this on me when I was little, and then said no when I wanted to check out with ~10 books, I was so mad

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