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tacosanonymous, in Is this still available?

Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me

registrert, in Todd Hernandez has a recommendation for you
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Yes Toddiño. Several times throughout the years. I’ve heard about Skyrim several times.

Zeppo, in That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

I truly hate those ‘unusual fruit or vegetable or body part’ ads. It’s as bad as browsing fuckin /b.

registrert, (edited )
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Are you kidding, “Woman or potato? (73% of people got it wrong)” is legendary!

Edit: I found it, tell me this isn’t pure art. https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/b87e5771-b0ad-4fa2-8f0d-f48ce6f0f5cb.jpeg

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, they have you on the list for good ones!

AquaTofana, in Back in my day

Cocktail with Tom Cruise, and Independence Day. I watched the fuck out of both of those movies in late Elementary/early Middle School.

Gork, in Why do it
mojo, in Plates

God damn it worked on me

milicent_bystandr,

Me too; almost made me jump when it worked so well!

MedicPigBabySaver, in Choose A or B

C: bitch slap idiots that make these memes.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.

It’s in your head now.

It’s in all of our heads now.

We all lost the pussy pussy game

LemmyKnowsBest, in That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though

but i wanted to know more about the noises & smells characteristic of natural areas & farmland in French countrysides, and wondering what Hepatitis C and grotesque orange bell pepper seed porn has anything to do with it

Sibbo, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

FYI: you can’t kill a baby through keeping them awake. An adult you can kill this way.

bstix,

…and you know this because…?

Sibbo,

Doctor told me.

Froyn,

Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is "stuck in their ways".

deus, (edited )

What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?

Froyn,

The parents were anti-vax so...

GortexGary, (edited )

Isn’t the definition of neuroplasticity that the brain will change?

Edit: I guess more “the brain can change.” Still, adult’s have Neuroplasticity. That is very well documented.

garbagebagel,

Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

MightyGalhupo,

Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

RobertoOberto,

…I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

MightyGalhupo,

I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

Lemminary, (edited )

I doesn’t matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

MightyGalhupo,

Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not with that attitude.

peopleproblems,

Yeah I don’t believe you can kill an adult this way unless they aren’t used to a lack of sleep. I seem to function ok for a random distribution of 2-4 hours of sleep a night

sukhmel,

No sleep vs any amount of sleep is a hell of a difference

Sibbo,

Doctor told me. So yeah. Zero hours of sleep will kill an adult.

applebusch,

This is like a chain smoker looking you dead in the eye and saying “You can’t die from smoking. Look at me, I smoke 10 packs a day and it ain’t killed me yet!”

peopleproblems,

you are likely completely correct

EmoDuck,

To be fair, smoking doesn’t kill you. It’s the cancer that does

applebusch,

“It wasn’t the smoking that killed me, just the consequences of the smoking.”

DrPop, in Is this still available?

To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

Jay, in Very brave girl

This is “brave” until it goes wrong. Then it’s “stupid”. The border is narrow.

SpaceNoodle,

No, it’s just stupid.

Jay,

Also possible.

NewPerspective, in this AI thing
Peppycito, in Is this still available?

Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

STRIKINGdebate2, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
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Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

Fal,
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Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

TheTetrapod,

I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

lil,
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Someone may stream their screen while reading

STRIKINGdebate2,
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It’s not that people might read it over your shoulders and be offended. It’s the fact that it’s gross and some might not like being exposed to it. Keep in mind there’s been multiple reports about this post.

CaptainEffort,

I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

Fal,
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What do you mean “it actually is NSFW”? What’s NSFW about it?

CaptainEffort,

I can’t tell if you’re joking

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I’m not joking. What makes it not safe for work? It’s text

CaptainEffort, (edited )

The contents of the text

Malfeasant, (edited )

Eh, I can see it - like right now I’m posting this from my phone but I’m on my employer’s wifi, some employers might have a problem with what is accessed over their network… Though if that’s the case, pretty much all of Lemmy should probably be considered NSFW…

Fal,
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If that’s the standard we use, even being on lemmy is nsfw. The titles/thumbnails/etc.

STRIKINGdebate2,
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I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

This is a shitposting sub. There’s lots of stuff that lots of people don’t want to read. Doesn’t mean every post needs to have a description of what will be in the post. And marking it as NSFW just devalues the point of NSFW

jbk,

lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

DriftinGrifter,

NSFL*

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

GBU_28,

The internet is not for the weak.

pseudo,
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I come to say that. Thanks mod.

v4ld1z,
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People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

MindSkipperBro12,

“Coward.”

Bluetooth,

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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