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Hackerman_uwu, in Is this still available?

I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

dditty,

It’s ejaculate. 💦

Imgonnatrythis, in I can't argue with that.

Shit job changing that sign. Hopefully automated by now

FlyingSquid,
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They had to put it on a drone.

TheBogeyman, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

Sleep deprivation can cause hallucinations.

Or is it actually hallucinations…

Case,

My record is 9 days without sleep.

At that point I had seen a doc who just loaded me down with large doses of like 3 different benzos.

Slept for 2 days straight.

The creepist hallucinations were dark figures in the corner of dark rooms chanting in some language that didnt sound human in origin, just reproduced by humans.

The oddest was a stop sign that turned into buddy Christ from Dogma (I think) and then back into a stop sign.

I wasn’t religious at all at that point in time, though I went through elementary in a private christian school before transferring to public schools, and the area is certainly part of the bible belt.

Of course this leads me to ponder how much of our beliefs and such is shaped by the cultural norms of the area we’re in, even if your own family doesn’t participate.

Then again, what is “normal” is viewed through the lense of the community being studied.

So realizing this, I have to wonder how much of my beliefs and morals stems from the area that I was raised in versus what I have actually experienced and value.

Just how much of “me” has been brainwashed into me, subtly over time and reinforced by various methods of society. Then that moves the thought to how much of me is just directly rebelling against that force, but wouldn’t be present without that external force. Which all boils down to essential philosophical questions that man has been asking for centuries with no real answer.

Maybe this is why I have trouble sleeping.

dejected_warp_core,

My record is 9 days without sleep.

That’s… not great. Impressive, but not great. I hope you’re in a better place now.

At that point I had seen a doc who just loaded me down with large doses of like 3 different benzos.

Doctor: Um, yeah. I don’t normally do this, but I’m going to give you serious drugs up front and then figure out what’s going on later. Take this after you get home. Also, clear your calendar for the next few days.

Then again, what is “normal” is viewed through the lense of the community being studied.

What you’re pondering is the classic “nature vs nurture” argument, and moral relativism overall. I can’t say how active this philosophical area is these days, but you’re correct in that it’s a part of “essential philosophical questions that man has been asking for centuries with no real answer.” I say, drink deep from this well and master the domain. Maybe then sleep will come easier.

garbagebagel,

I watched this great documentary that proved that sleep deprivation actually just turns you into Brad Pitt out to destroy capitalism.

Sanyanov,

And I’m VERY sleep deprived.

GrammatonCleric, in The advancement of humanity
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Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

distantsounds, in That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though

TIL bell peppers contain hepatitis C. How are grocery stores knowingly allowed to sell this? Is it a byproduct of the 5gMO radiation they use? My neighbor’s cat became a trans after smelling one once. [More body copy]

shalafi, in Very brave girl

I’m going to assume she knows more about gator behavior than us, but putting her hand near the side kinda sets 'em off.

And it is a gator, not nearly as violent as a croc. OTOH, even though their behavior is well understood, those dumbasses can still be unpredictable.

Imgonnatrythis, in The advancement of humanity

Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don’t even have edible wrappers.

Lophostemon,

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Taalen,

I have no idea if they still do it, but a decade or so ago it was all over the internet that a Brazilian fast food company had started using edible wrappers and made a marketing stunt out of it. The chain was apparently “Bob’s”.

FlyingSquid,
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I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that’s genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.

Imgonnatrythis,

As a gringo who can’t get a burrito to stay shut, I’d buy that.

GiveMemes,

Toast it for a minute after you fold to seal it. Works even better if you sprinkle some water on the part where the tortilla touches itself

toast,

tortilla

Misread this as gorilla at first. Many questions formed

69420,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weird. This was like 15 years before that.

AlataOrange, in Very brave girl

Brave or foolish?

Imgonnatrythis,

Often the difference is only whether you walk away with all your fingers.

Aurenkin,

Brave is being afraid but doing it anyway.

Stupid is not being afraid.

NoIWontPickaName, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

khannie,
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I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?

Kase,

Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good

GrammatonCleric, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.
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The_Worst, in Is this still available?

Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

son_named_bort, in The advancement of humanity

Do not touch

-Willie

impudentmortal,

Hm, good advice!

jupyter_rain, in The advancement of humanity
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It possibly has more nutritional value than the burger it held, who knows

Zoidsberg,
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Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

sndrtj, in Save thousands

Funeral insurances are pretty common where I’m from. This is not normal in the US?

Uncle_Bagel,

Not sure about funeral insurance, but we had a whole presentation from a funeral home at work about how we should pre-pay for our funerals

elscallr, (edited )
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Most people have life insurance to pay for their funeral costs, it’s just that a subscription plan for a casket very much isn’t that.

Steve, in Is this still available?

Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

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