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postmateDumbass, in Opposite of clickbait

Violet’s Tale has a prequel!

TetraVega, in Cute kitchen appliance

We call that the “pre-wash”.

pipows, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
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Me for a moment: “this checks out, I don’t get the joke”

RoseRose56, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?
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Where I can find womens like her? asking for a friend!

afraid_of_zombies,

Anywhere. Now keeping that relationship going will be the tricky part. Think of it cynically. If the only thing you are doing for her is giving her money and adding to the workload she can get your money and not have to work for you by getting divorced. Who doesn’t want to do less work for the same amount of money? She won’t have a relationship with you she will have it with your bank account.

In general I try to be sympathetic to new parents. I was terrified to watch my first born when she was born. Everything else I could help with but I kept worrying that something would happen if I watched our baby alone. It took time, and I built confidence. Then mom was able to run errands or have fun for a few hours. The thing is I wanted to improve.

iAvicenna, in Opposite of clickbait
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stepbrother what are you doiiing?

pennomi, in look within

It took a while to understand why this was so deeply unsettling to me… it’s not that the eyeball rolls back into the head to look at the brain, it’s that the eyeball itself somehow has an eyelid…

stebo02,
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and it disappears in the last panel

Klaymore,
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And the brain has an eyeball…

PP_BOY_, in look within
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Me, facing 35 years in a state penitentiary because of the events of March 19th, 2021.

PatFussy, in Ummm...

This post makes me dislike women

surewhynotlem,

This post makes me dislike people who generalize specific instances of things.

PatFussy,

Lemmytards really don’t understand sarcasm it seems.

surewhynotlem,

Sarcasm requires exaggeration. It seems you didn’t exaggerate past believability.

PatFussy,

Le hahas going over your heads

umulu,
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That’s a bit ironic considering one might interpret your username as ‘FatPussy’ 🤣

PatFussy,

I’m a big bloonsTD fan

stembolts, (edited )

My assessment of your comment.

  1. If it makes you dislike the woman speaking. That seems fine.
  2. If it makes you dislike the woman listening. That seems fine, but I’d like to hear more context personally, such as her reply and the context of the conversation. For example, perhaps this was an out of context joke that didn’t land. It would also be important to know if the woman speaking had some sort of internet clout which could cause the listener to be afraid to disagree as it could harm her career and in the moment they’re attempting comedy, aka “yes and” technique. (Yes I apologize, lots of assumptions, its the nature of hypotheticals)
  3. If it makes you dislike all women including those not making these comments. That does not seem fine because that would be vast generalization at best and mysoginy at worst.

The third situation has led mentally unstable people to murder women based on immutable attributes outside of their control, such as their perceived attractiveness.

To quote your post :

This post makes me dislike women

That seems to fall into category three. Quite dangerous and potentially harmful to society.

A better wording could be :

This post makes me dislike that woman

I think that comment is understandable to most.

In this case, choosing the plural is an aggressive selection and causes you to seem bigoted.

PatFussy,

There’s a secret 4th option. The “I have a twisted sense of humor” and I was making a haha funny. I think it goes without saying that this lady is beyond disgusting.

stembolts,

Ah, if the goal of a joke is to make people laugh, then your joke does not appear to be very popular. But perhaps you are making this joke just for yourself? Your motivations are unclear to me.

Nonetheless, I appreciate your clarification and civil reply. I now better understand your perspective, but I do not share it.

PatFussy,

I only make jokes for myself. I understand it comes off as sociopathic but I make posts here the same way I would talk IRL. When I look back at my post history, I giggle because I find that I regularly say things I find odd

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in We're totally screwed

We are totally screwed because now they’re going to put these in cheap laptops and peddle them to the elderly and the non-technically inclined who don’t know any better. Then, us tech people have to deal with “why is my Windows 11 pentium 3 pc so goddamned slow”

steal_your_face,
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Don’t buy a $200 laptop off temu and you should be good.

gmtom, in Opposite of clickbait

Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.

CptEnder,

Roll Tai

AutistoMephisto,
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Roll Thai?

CoffeeJunkie, (edited )

A slightly humorous play on ‘Roll Tide’, which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.

…this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you’re welcome. 🤨🙄

Sigh_Bafanada,

Classic Garret

postmateDumbass,

Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.

Jimbo, in dark side
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Something something furries

NegativeInf, in Unpopular opinion

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move”

dual_sport_dork,
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Alternately:

“The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose Transformers are formed, ruining it forever. A Thursday.”

(via)

FlyingSquid,
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I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’

SnokenKeekaGuard, in look within
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Still have the libido of a 15 yo at 23. Unless I’m going through a depressive episode … The other kind of fucked in that case

Sheeple,
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Check yourself for bipolar lol.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Something is wrong with my mind-I just don’t know what

gibmiser,

Like for lumps? Is it in my balls? I feel like it would be in my balls.

Sheeple,
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It’s in your balls (hypersexuality is a symptom)

peopleproblems, in Palworld

I was disappointed there weren’t tanks.

Then I unlocked Mossandos Grenade Launcher

I don’t need a tank anymore

Epicmulch,

They are actually going to add tanks and other vehicles

BananaOnionJuice,
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From what I’ve heard it’s a hodgepodge of different games so why not add tanks inspired by War Thunder, just remember to moderate the Pal forum.

JoShmoe,

Just wait til we get the Space Force dlc. That’s gonna be fire.

smuuthbrane, in look within
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