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Olmai, in A terrifying new phenomenon

A good black hole

Toneswirly, in Delicious Shake

That better be a Tofu Dog!

Raiderkev, in Underappreciated humour

A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy’s name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn’t figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I’ve never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.

uis, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

If Biden is bi den, then is Trump gay?

AllNewTypeFace, in True shit
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Surely using a powerful magnet would be more effective

psy32nd,

Not if the cup is made out of plastic

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Put the magnet inside the cup.

psy32nd,

But glue is more liquid than a magnet (liquid in sense of money because it’s easily available like cash)

Onaltau, in Delicious Shake

Not so vegetarian anymore!

Also why would beans only been vegetarian and not vegan? What’s in the sauce, I wonder?

KpntAutismus,

bones, probably.

waz,

Honey?

lseif, in Boston

same in australian accent.

Macaroni_ninja, in Delicious Shake
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

I like your thinking, they should use edible straws everywhere

CharcoalRushmoore, in Delicious Shake

Idgi. A 1200 calorie drink from Starbucks?

NigelFrobisher, in OnlyFlans

These don’t look anything like flans…

tkk13909, in a Holiday Movie

Now THIS is a good use of AI!

Raine_Wolf, in OnlyFlans

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

IHeartBadCode, in OnlyFlans
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Caboose12000, in Be a better pirate.

why does the skeleton have an ear

PrinceWith999Enemies,

They were on sale for a buck an ear.

metaStatic, in OnlyFlans

Mark this NSFW you sicko

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