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EmperorHenry, in Underappreciated humour
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I do that when I fuck with scammers. When I give them fake names I come up with some improper spelling of an incorrect long form name…Or do I? Maybe I stopped doing that recently…If any scammers from any country are reading this, I’m always changing my methods.

MargotRobbie, in Underappreciated humour
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!

Kase, in Underappreciated humour

Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)

DillyDaily,

You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She’s no longer Jessica, she’s Jessica-Anne.

I have a short full name, think something along the lines of “Sam Dal” (it’s not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me “Samuel Jay Dalford” as running joke. Made additionally funny because it’s a masculine name and I’m not a man.

quicksand, (edited )

Reminds me of my old coworker Frank. His dad was Fransisco but his parents just went for straight up Frank lmao

Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

I’m afraid you’re shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.

Kase,

Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn’t just put Jess in the original comment lol.

Jesslinda is amazing! She’s gonna hate it, it’s perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.

I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.

wieson,

Jessifer

Grass,

I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can’t remember their names.

Kase,

Yay! This is a gold mine. Thank you

Moneo,

No problem Kaselina.

vivadanang, in Be a better pirate.

what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?

RIP_Cheems, in help
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Might as well get a skin graft.

TrickDacy, in Pavlov's conditioning
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

What’s haunting about this question?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Your brain being altered without your consent/awareness?

braxy29,

i suppose it’s that his intent was to train (essentially to control) something apart from himself, but he likely trained himself in the process (created something within himself that he did not control, at least for as long as the response was conditioned).

Kusimulkku,

Assuming he was conditioned by the sound of the bell. Which might not be the case.

AHorseWithNoNeigh, in Boston
@AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As I always say to my wife (who is from New England): Get ch’ya kaa keys outta ya kaakees, we’re goin to kankard(Concord), kid.

tigeruppercut,

we’re goin to kankard(Concord)

MA or NH?

AHorseWithNoNeigh,
@AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Keen eye. NH

rockerface, in a Holiday Movie

I must admit this is quite a handful. I’ll be staying at an arm’s reach away from this movie

ininewcrow, in Boston
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Eyyyyyyy … Owyaduin?

MxM111, in Boston
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

For those for whom English is a second language, khakis with Boston accent sounds like car keys. I guess.

TheSpermWhale,
@TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world avatar

Or just for those unfamiliar with a Boston accent

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Other way around. Car keys with a Boston accent sounds like khaki’s

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Is not it the same thing? If one sounds as another then another sounds as the one.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Boston
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Pak da ca in da haba pak.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

And remember, don’t drive like my brother!

GFGJewbacca,

Man, I miss those two. I practically grew up on them

Pregnenolone, in Be a better pirate.

Scallywag

ininewcrow, in a Holiday Movie
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Give this man a hand! You’ve got to hand it to him! He needs a hand up! High five!

penquin, in Boston

I had to think about it for a second then bursted laughing. Wtf 😂

TokenBoomer, in a Holiday Movie

Rob Schneider, a must see.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Oh shit. I was wondering who’s face was in the background. Thank you.

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