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Droggelbecher, in I hate getting up early.

I assure you it can be both

bi_tux, (edited ) in What'll It Be?
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If chief o’brian had a baby with chief o’brian

OrteilGenou,

That’s clearly the love child of Champ Kind and Todd Packer

Emerald, (edited ) in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

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[The image with the text on it has a black border around the sides and looks very old with low quality text.]

Horse vs. Automobile

BEFORE you discard your horse and buy an auto it is well to think of the cost.

Figure how much you spend for harness and then think of what new tires amount to.

Figure up what it takes to feed Dobbin in a year and then think of gasoline, repairs and storage charges.

Dobbin is worth what you paid for him two years ago, where’s the man with an auto that can say the same?

Come in and get a new harness instead of a new car and remember that Dobbin will take you through snow and mud as well as on good roads and that his carburetor is never out of order.

Ed. Klein

732 Massachusetts Street

darq, in Success is built through GAMBA
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Except if you have enough money, it's not even gambling anymore. The only way you'd lose is if everybody loses.

And that's completely ignoring the fact that enough money lets you influence the rules of the game to tilt the odds in your favour.

Techmaster,

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

merc,

And if you’re only slightly rich (as in, daddy’s a lawyer) you can afford to gamble, lose, and then try again.

AnUnusualRelic, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Can someone compute cove+19?

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,

Thou shalt not covet, not once never 19th times.

Valmond,

Isn’t it Covet 19?

Or would that be stupider

AnUnusualRelic,
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No worry, we’re at rock bottom already.

Eheran,

COVID

Emerald, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that “Are rights have been taken away” contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

Emerald, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

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[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases “Covet 19”, “Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free”, and “Are rights have been taken away” are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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Proper translation:

Covid 19 vaccines and mandates, are killing us in the land of the free. Our rights are being taken away from us.

I’m not sure about the vaccines as we’re entering Alex Jones territory there that’s not really my place to comment on

but i can say the potential hillbilly has a point in my opinion the covid 19 mandates were poorly miss-managed almost everywhere across the globe. Lots of mom and pop shops had to close doors even some bigger businesses which created alot of job loses and lots of people were affected financially people whom struggled to put food on the table buy petrol pay for the leccy and keep a roof on there head. All this over poorly managed goverments and bureaucrats across the world and on top of this you got governments telling you what todo and if you didn’t follow through with the governments demands you could land your self a heafty fine and some prison time. I can see why people may be starting to get pissed off

aidan,

They probably aren’t a hillbilly with Nevada plates. Other than that, this is a totally reasonable take.

AnUnusualRelic,
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What about the vacations?

ShitOnABrick,
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What about them?

zergtoshi,

I understand they are what’s killing us 🤷‍♂

ShitOnABrick,
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Ah yes all those vacations are starting to kill us all to many vacations

zergtoshi,

See? Now it makes sense! Or not…
Seriously, your translation was very helpful. I understood most, of that message, but the vacations made no sense and were a bit too far off from what was meant to be said.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
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It must be all those vacations and gay frog orgies

zergtoshi, (edited )

And the aqueducts!

psivchaz,

I agree in principal but a lot of the people who talk about COVID restrictions and their rights are incensed at the idea of, for example, wearing a cloth mask. But things like the TSA, extrajudicial police killings, and the legislatures and courts trying to overturn voter-approved abortion protections are all a-okay with a lot of them.

Mr_Blott, in Success is built through GAMBA

Wee lambs -

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Hupf, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Instant ejaculation

Emerald, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

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Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it

Also government sending military recruiters to high schools:

[An image of a man in a red suit captioned with the text “Hi kids! Do you like violence?”]

jkmooney, in Success is built through GAMBA
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bullshit

Fridgeratr, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

I just want to put a sticker on it that says “GO TO SCHOOL”

aidan,

They probably have dyslexia you know.

DannyMac, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
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“Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free.”

Instigate,

Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.

not_woody_shaw,

Don’t dead, open inside.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Sir, there's been a second phase

Ngl, feels like a Storm Ruler boss, go find the sword in the CIA office near by

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