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skyler, (edited ) in Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard
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Here’s the song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

2:22 for the lyrics.

RoyaltyInTraining, in I don't know how to title this
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

Cool trickshot

devilish666, in Sneaky

Same like me, using my smile to hide my depression

BedSharkPal, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

Wouldn’t the average BMI be uhhh, much higher than this?

captain_aggravated, in A genre of Country Music...
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hmm. Hey ChatGPT, write a sci-fi space-themed stereotypical country song.

SkybreakerEngineer,

I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

FAIL! That’s a Sci-Fi space-themed stereotypical folk song.

burgermeister,

Sure, here’s a sci-fi space-themed country song:

“Stars in My Whiskey”

(Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy’s arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I’m missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

(Chorus) I’ve got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

(Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

(Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love’s sake. Under the glow of the distant sun’s light, I’m a space cowboy, lost in the night.

(Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth’s sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

(Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy’s wide, but my heart’s still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

(Outro) So I’ll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

flying_sheep,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s exactly the content I expected, but with much better execution.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Follow-up question, what’s the space equivalent of a slide guitar? A theremin?

aidan,
018118055, in Hey, Asimov. Bite me.

Zeroth law gonna get you

Fades, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Sign me the fuck up

terminhell,

Ya this sounds like nothing but a W

Xanthrax, in Remembrance
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t not imagine her vaping now. Preferably standing outside at 7 in the morning, in those cookie monster pajamas

HeyJoe, in A good deal of IT work, too

As someone who worked in tech support and a sys admin role, yes, and thank you. I would say 90% of all issues and problems I had were either solved or pointed in the right direction since 2006, the year I started.

dejected_warp_core,

I’ll do you one better. I’ve learned that in the absence of online information for a bug or fault, that I’m most likely attempting something that is better solved another way. Like, nobody does it like the harebrained thing I just invented, so it’s just me and everyone else with a (different) working solution.

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, in No excuses

Two slipped discs. Not happening.

FeatherConstrictor, in Clear your history

I don’t get it

blunderworld, in Crying to Mariah

Look at Mr. Bigshot over here, able to afford a car. The rest of us have to cry while we walk.

pseudo, in Lemception
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Is there kpop fan here ?
Some army or exo-L member ?

CarbonIceDragon, in What a steal
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Hairless Fizzgig

serpineslair, in No excuses

Haha good one, great meme.

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