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t_berium, in They knew all the wicked hits
@t_berium@lemmy.world avatar

This has some serious Willy’s Wonderland vibes.

sebinspace,

GOD WHAT A GREAT MOVIE

pixeltree, in What a steal

Horrifying but I kinda like em

QuandaleDingle, (edited ) in What a steal

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

someguy3, in What a steal

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

casmael, in No excuses

Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

LittleTransPunk, in What's the best answer?
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

I’m autistic, I can’t even pretend to read minds

Agent641, in A genre of Country Music...

He is a rimworld character.

sedawk,
@sedawk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh but which one would he be?

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

The annoying weakling that shit himself, that I sold for smokeleaf

aidan,

I feel like you don’t know how Rimworld works

ThunderclapSasquatch,

I don’t know, we all have that one guy we put in uranium jail forever

DragonOracleIX,

He definitely looks like the kind of pawn that would get upset and punch the stockpile of explosives.

zwaetschgeraeuber,

the guy that sits in my prison for the only reason that i dislike his addictions

257m, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

c/unixporn ny friend.

1984, in No excuses
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I’m sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.

HawlSera, in hmm rock

Am I the only one who doesn’t do this?

Fades, (edited )

Are you trying to say you’ve not experienced intrusive thoughts?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

for me at least intrusive thoughts are basically equivalent to someone just saying it to me, and my response is simply “well, why would i do that? stop being dumb”

srai,
@srai@feddit.de avatar

One of the very few at least. Around 90% of people have these kind of thoughts from time to time.

MYCOOLNEJM,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, you’re the only one in the world. The chose one. The boy who survived.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

You opted to throw the baby against the wall?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Who doesn’t do this every once in a while. Just a bit of tomfoolery

ICastFist, in help
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Here’s my congratulations on this fella reaching the “find out” so soon after the “fuck around”

supercriticalcheese, in I don't know how to title this

I wouldn’t either, what a weirdo!

netwren, in A genre of Country Music...

We have to stop identifying ownership with these billionaires and “their work” because it’s not. It’s a team of people who got together to accomplish a mission whether they succeeded or failed. How often is their success just a leader getting out of their way, and how often is failure because leadership was overbearing and “used their authority” to make poor decisions over the group.

“We” society only ever focus on these individuals and it’s horribly incorrect to do so.

We need to forget the celebrities and identity the groups.

captain_oni,

Hey, if these guys do everything they can to make sure their companies’ “achievements” are considered all their own doing; let’s be fair and attribute all the fault of their failures as well.

But you’re right, billionaires ride on the shoulders of the people that do the actual hard work.

gizmonicus,

Absolutely. As someone who manages a small team, my duties are advocating for the people who work for me, listening to the people closest to the problem, mediating disputes between people with different solutions, and ensuring we are all working towards the same overall goals. Most of the success of the team is directly attributed to their work. My biggest contribution is making sure they have what they need to do their job.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

So, since you're support staff and economically a cost center and not a producer, they make more than you, right? You advocate for their wages first, right?

victorz,

I mean, despite the down votes I thought this was pretty based, even if it came across as a personal attack.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Wasn't meant as a personal attack. Shoulda put it on the Amidala meme, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Vanix,

Could’ve removed the entire appositive of your first sentence,and removed “right?” to sound like less of an ass with your wording :) valid question though. my employer does operate this way

victorz,

I know, you’re all good 🫂

gizmonicus,

Not everyone in my position is a sniveling little shit, as much as you may think. I do get paid more than my team, but not by some ridiculous margin. The lowest paid person gets 70% what I do and the highest paid person is at 95%. When I took over it was no shit closer to 40% for the lowest paid member. I fought for that to be fixed and burned up a lot if political capital doing it too.

When COVID came along and pay cuts and layoffs were a real threat, I told my boss to cut my salary before anyone else’s. We never had to, thankfully, but I literally told him I would quit if they cut one of my subordinates pay or laid them off without first taking out of my pocket.

I had a direct report who, for three years wanted to be in a leadership role. I fought for a new position for him and put my own ass on the line recommending him for promotion every chance I got. He’s been promoted past me and I hope (since I can’t see his salary anymore) he is getting paid more than me because he’s earned it.

I’m not some superstar manager, but I do feel like I keep my team out of the political battles and turf wars so they can focus on doing what they do best without dealing with all that crap. That’s my job. When something goes wrong, I’m accountable. So when the people doing the work get it wrong and take a critical system offline by fat fingering a command, I’m the one answering the phones and taking all the shit for it and smoothing things over with stake holders. And unless it was a result of gross negligence, I’m not going to give them hell for it either because I’ve fucking been there before.

I didn’t even want this damn job. I was perfectly happy being the technical lead and not having job recruiting and performance reviews to do, but I took it because I knew at the very least I would do my best to advocate for the people I care about, and that’s not something I could say about everyone who applied.

So you can make snap judgements and assume because I manage a team that I’m just collecting a paycheck while everyone else does all the hard work, but I don’t and I won’t because it’s unethical and shitty and despite your own insecurities, I actually give a fuck about other people.

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

It was a meme reference. You took that way too personally. I'm sorry if you were offended.

gizmonicus,

Considering how important it is to me that I’m not some piece of shit manager, yeah, it was a little personal. I take that kind of thing seriously. It kinda doesn’t work as a meme reference without the meme.

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

This is a shit posting community. Meme references should be assumed.
And I'm not your employee. Neither time nor place for your insecurities. Some conflict resolution skills ya got there.

Immediately talking about yourself, claiming authority, offended at the least thing, telling people what to think instead of showing those traits, serious in an unserious setting, and more. Your response to what started with a simple meme reference has me seeing more in common with the worst managers I've worked with in your actual behavior.

paddirn, (edited )

Anytime management gets involved with our work, it’s because there was a monumental fuck-up or because somebody is doing too much micro-management. In either case, it’s thrice as stressful as a normal project that goes slow as shit because everything has to be run by the big person.

mtchristo, in I don't know how to title this

All hail the cat fountain

0x4E4F, (edited ) in I got a dig bick.

Mine would be laughing their asses off… add shit like “you should’ve put some cream on it and a cherry 🤣🤣🤣”.

BruceTwarzen,

Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.

0x4E4F,

It’s not hitting of it was in the family chat 😂… well, at least my family doesn’t think like that 😂. It’s obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat 😉.

And no, not from Alabama… my family (and myself) are just… weird I guess 😂… funny, but weird.

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