humorlessrepost,

That beats the current sharpie record!

Burninator05,

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

TheColonel,

It doesn’t.

at_an_angle,

My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nooooope

db2,

… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

synapse1278,
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64 if you relax

Kase,

Holy shit, you made my day

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