Come ride me.
FlembleFabber, I’d love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed
blazera, 
After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.
Maultasche, Klaus?
altasshet, Klaus.
steventhedev, You clearly haven’t watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.
PowerGloveSoBad, Handschlag mit Gefahr
MightyGalhupo, I love this
ivanafterall, 
Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!
TWeaK, If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you’re drunk!
Exusia, 
Im Fine…to forklift…probably
xpinchx, I’ll just drive really slow
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe
1995ToyotaCorolla, 
I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!
Veneroso, Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.
MightyGalhupo, opens incognito mode
Veneroso, Oh brother there’s no hiding from the shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.
MightyGalhupo, Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.
Pregnenolone, “God she’s so pretty”
John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires
“… so fucking hot”
Snowpix, 
Veneroso, Horse Dentist
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?
Mr_Fish, Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
bane_killgrind, Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.
ikidd, 
One should only pick up a chainsaw after you’re a six-pack into the day.
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