PowerGloveSoBad,

Four chain saws

come at me bro

olafurp,

Two for the hands and one for the head?

ouRKaoS,

One for both heads

kosanovskiy,

Dog if trained, water purifier, fire axe, AK (if with bullets of around 250), otherwise a flashlight AK maybe priority since I know how to make my own ammo.

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Someone who read the improvised munitions manual

Thcdenton,

Jeep, AK, Purifier, First Aid.

Cypher,

Well at least the AK is reliable because you’ll need it when the Jeep breaks down.

Thcdenton,

These are starter items right? All of my selected items are just expendable resources. The tough decision is where I should go for maximum resources and reliable companions.

gibmiser,

Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

Delphia,

Yep. With those I can survive long enough to easily get the rest.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

RizzRustbolt,

Jimmy Buffet fans.

Tyfud,

The worst kind of Zombie.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

KISSmyOS,

I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

barttier,
@barttier@feddit.de avatar

Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

0x4E4F,

Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

BluesF,

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Gingerlegs,

It’s…your dog!

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

KISSmyOS,

For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

KISSmyOS,

I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dog, car, motorcycle, radio. Zombie apocalypses ain’t shit, I live in America. One dude is gonna bite someone and get turned into pink mist by every nearby CCW dude. Those would all be cool to have when we start rebuilding in a week

Zink,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

The best way to survive a disaster is to have someone else deal with it

Taleya,

You lot couldn’t even handle wearing masks, some dipshit is gonna tout zombeism as a natural cure

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

How much ammo does each gun have

GigaWerts,

asking the correct questions. No ammo means that the guns are useless.

Meganium97,

German Shepherd, machete, body armor, and a water purifier. As long as I can minimize encounters and maximize hunting gains, I’ll be set for the apocalypse.

Fedizen,

crossbow, axe, dog, ak47

The crossbow can be used indefinitely for hunting, the axe can be used for nearly everything, the dog is useful for hunting and protection, the ak47 is an emergency tool. There’s going to be less zombies and gas in the wilderness. Why are binoculars, bicycles, and horses not on this list?

Floey,

Probably the handgun, body armor, jeep, and flashlight. On the first few days the jeep will offer mobility and storage, while the flashlight is necessary for maximizing the search for gear. Handgun and body armor to give you an advantage over your fellow survivors. Then acquire a boat, food, containers, and other resources and become a pirate. I might consider a fire axe or crow bar necessary if everything wasn’t glass doors and easily breakable locks.

A_Chilean_Cyborg,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

My chilean nationality will suffice, would be unacceptable for such kind of natural disaster to bring down normality… worse things can happen and tomorrow I have to go uni anyways.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

I would opt for the crossbow, machete and axe then use those to commendeer better equipment. Specifically that choice of weapons because axe is useful for chopping trees, machete is a weapon that doesn’t require ammo and it’s a lot easier to make crossbow arrows than bullets. Also take the night vision goggles in the off chance they’re the super high tech kind and not the ir lighting based kind because you’ll never just “find” one of those otherwise. Then use that stuff to basically steal everything on this list and more.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Two man tent,axe. and ideally a boy scouts guide and foraging books. Ideally getting myself far way from civilisation as the zombie population is probably just going grow over time

First aid kit would probably be quite useless you can’t put a plaster on a deep gushing wound nor take glass out with a couple alcohol wipes

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