We were warned.
WashedOver, 
It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…
FlyingSquid, 
This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.
Wermhatswormhat, Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:
It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.
billiam0202, Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
FlyingSquid, I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
ZeroCool, a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!
SuperIce, “Dr. Fine Soda”
FlyingSquid, He’s not Dr. Perfect and he’s not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.
konalt, 
Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
FlyingSquid, Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?
JackiesFridge, 
Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’
cmbabul, Where is Dr Topper?
FlyingSquid, Look, we could spend all day naming Dr.s they left out…
cmbabul, Fair but this is still Dollar General erasure
crashoverride, Dr. A+ was pretty good tho
ThrowawayPermanente, There is one true Doctor, and one alone
TheBlue22, (edited ) Fucked up in the crib sipping Dr. BOB
brlemworld, All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.
SnappDragon10, Cool, now I’m on a quest to sample them all
dejected_warp_core, Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)
jaybone, I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper
art, 
Dr Stars and Stripes is damn good.
ElBarto, 
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
door_in_the_face, (edited ) Meanwhile in the Netherlands: Meanwhile in the Netherlands:
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