We were warned.
Even_Adder, (edited ) Dr Perfect
Ok buddy, chill out.
FlyingSquid, (edited ) 
I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Right.
victron, 
Best I can do is Dr Fine.
Vuraniute, 
Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough
victron, Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
SPRUNT, Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.
victron, My daughters love cream soda shasta. And so do I.
BobTheDestroyer, 
Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?
Me: …yes…
dejected_warp_core, Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)
aeronmelon, In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
dingus, Is Dr. Perky a plastic surgeon?
MargotRobbie, 
I don’t see a Dr. Harleen Quinzel anywhere.
FlyingSquid, Is there a drink called Mr. J?
M0oP0o, 
Ha, Dr perky. Nice.
Tofushopdriftin, I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show
FlyingSquid, Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.
LEONHART, Bored to Death did that for me.
itsgroundhogdayagain, Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.
ElBarto, 
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
door_in_the_face, (edited ) Meanwhile in the Netherlands: Meanwhile in the Netherlands:
SnappDragon10, Cool, now I’m on a quest to sample them all
SuperIce, “Dr. Fine Soda”
FlyingSquid, He’s not Dr. Perfect and he’s not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.
squiblet, 
My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s
FlyingSquid, There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.
squiblet, I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.
tdawg, As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not “basically the same thing,” just give me a damn root beer instead!
victron, I absolutely agree. There’s no beating the OG. But I’m a big fan of Dr Shasta too.
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