But I eat when I'm sad
Slartibartfass, Yeah, because 3 year olds totally should watch Lion King. Bullshit or bad parenting?
SuperIce, It’s literally a kid’s movie. I loved this when I was a baby.
thorbot, Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies
ColonelSanders, lol wut
FlyingSquid, 
It’s rated G or the equivalent in most countries: www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/parentalguide
Incidentally, that page has this, which made my day:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/788c8217-3b66-465c-9474-36ea8aa85194.png
Cruxifux, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a worse take in my life.
nodsocket, I thought it said Lithium Ion cake
FirstWizardZorander, Sure beats Cellular Peptide cake!
SpaceNoodle, With mint frosting?
ColonelSanders, old timey phone rings
Is sometime going to get that?!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Even in the 24th century they’re still using android phones.
Viking_Hippie, Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷
balderdash9, Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol
ShaggySnacks, Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.
SnokenKeekaGuard, 
TurboDiesel, 
This child is unhinged.
We stan.
SeeMinusMinus, 
They will grow up to be a great memer
ininewcrow, 
Or President of a western first world nation
Lemminary, A corporate CEO at the very least
Sibbo, I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad
ArbitraryValue, this is just sad
Just as planned.
lugal, And it worked at least with me. I didn’t eat a single piece of that cake
therealjcdenton,
Microw, Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol
Ghyste, I’m sure a 3 year old said all this.
Daft_ish, (edited ) She’s right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.
EtherWhack, 
She’s going places
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