Localhorst86, Having worked in 3 companies, Excel sure seems like the most popular database.
OrteilGenou, Someone in my department suggested that project plans should be moved from Excel to MS Project.
It was 50-50 relief vs panic
gmtom, And asset management software and internal program GUI and collaborative coding software and even (in one case) version control.
Adalast, My boss used it for marketing control and CRM at one point. I put a stop to that real quick.
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) I still can’t get over the fact that it was only a few weeks ago when I learned that Walter White is the same actor who played dad in Malcolm in the Middle. still blows my mind. What a prolific actor to take on such vastly different roles.
I zoom in on Walter White and try so hard to see Hal Wilkerson in there but I just can’t.
westyvw, There is a skit from Sat Night Live with Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul that is a spoof of their real lives as celebrities. Up to a point he is mild mannered, and then suddenly he gets very dark and serious. He is really good at portraying an aloof person and turning it on a dime. Point is in the that skit you certainly can see both.
talisxero, You know… If that is true, it’s possible you may suffer from face blindness
My wife grew up with it her whole life and didn’t realize it was abnormal until she was about 30. Apparently it’s more common than you’d think, and if washer most people have no idea it even exists, even if they have it.
LemmyKnowsBest, deleted_by_author
kerrypacker, Yeah man I hear you, you might just be retarded.
Treczoks, Tell you something: I would have even more money for any instance where people used Lotus Notes for things it was never designed for. I would bet that this is the one program with the least applications that are actually working along the original design features.
And then people claim that Notes is a shitty program, because it was used in a way it was never ever built for (and the manual telling one that this is not a good idea).
afraid_of_zombies, Hey! I have you know the corporation I work for has an enterprise database system from 2002 with two whole maintainers.
saigot, (edited ) When I was in high-school I made an inventory management/pos for my school’s merch shop in excel and vbs. It was the single worst thing I made and how I discovered what feature creep was. Got me a course credit though!
eran_morad, I am guilty of this. I have a set of fucking ghastly macros that do monthly number crunching for me. Currently moving it all into SQLite and R.
Flax_vert, Didn’t the UK’s covid track and trace system break because it was running on excel
sevan, I love Excel! The best part of my job is where I get to use Excel. The worst parts are where I have to use power point or interact with other people. Sadly, most of time is spent on PPT and interacting these days. :(
htrayl, I am about to scream at the number of people who use Google Slides as a method to document policy.
droans, Nah, the worst part is when I have to watch someone else use Excel.
YOU DON’T NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND SELECT COPY. YOU CAN JUST PRESS CTRL+C.
And virtually none of them know how to paste values, so all the templates end up messed up.
sevan, True, watching other people use Excel is painful. I used to have a coworker that was so good at Excel that she didn’t use a mouse at all and was way quicker than anyone else. She made me feel guilty whenever I was the one being watched because I knew she must be frustrated watching me do things with shortcuts and the mouse.
ellabee, as long as you don’t think the function bar is a search bar. coworker opened my excel spreadsheet and I guess thought it functioned like Google?
I was right behind her to train so no formulas were injured.
joel_feila, hmm what’s this about
YoorWeb,
jelloeater85, ITT, very salty IT guys… I’d rather folks use Excel then some home made stuff. That’s the real nightmare fuel. VB, not .net, just VB, from 1995. You’ll beg to have bad Excel after you deal with that stuff. 😵😱😭
r00ty, The scripting in Excel is VBA, which is VB6. So, basically what I'm saying is that you can have both!
baked_tea, In .xls … no thanks
droans, My old company had a revenue system built in-house that only could run on MS-DOS. We needed a VM just to use it.
I left that company in 2019 and they were still using it.
afraid_of_zombies, My first internship was with a company on IBM RPG. My parents were literally not born when that system came out. We had to use telnet to talk to it. I am sure they are still on it. Most people didn’t even use it, they had a system of paper notebooks.
Neon, what do you mean, Excel isn’t a Database?
YoorWeb, (edited ) It is according to UK’s National Health Service: www.bbc.com/news/technology-54423988
I love this part: “To handle the problem, PHE is now breaking down the test result data into smaller batches to create a larger number of Excel templates. That should ensure none hit their cap.”
RizzRustbolt, “Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”
.xls
Nommer, And you only get a work phone to edit that file.
Socsa, (edited ) Me, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue:
Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:
MisterFrog, How in the world does that spreadsheet even open?
Empricorn, wtf are ipynb apps?
Socsa, (edited ) If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Edit - it seems y’all should save up for a sense of humor anyway
RagingRobot, Y’all python devs have been getting cocky lately lol
Socsa, Python: this is a weapon of terror. It is meant to intimidate the enemy.
C++: This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill the enemy.
Kecessa, (edited ) My job where we run a bunch of programs that are actually VB style interfaces with an excel backend loading data from a huge database… Opening the two that we need for everyday tasks uses 10gigs of ram…
Oddbin, (edited ) It will live in a folder with:
Spreadsheet(1).xls Spreadsheet - shortcut.lnk Spreadsheet(2) - Copy.xls New Spreadsheet - DO NOT USE.xls
blackbirdbiryani, I have colleagues who have 20 copies of the same document with slight variations named like this in a folder. I honestly don’t understand how they function at work.
Hellstormy, (edited ) That’s just version control but worse!
freebee, Could be they don’t.
EatYouWell, Sort by last modified
pineapplelover, Every tech noob user I see. Worse if it’s mac because 1) I cannot use it for the life of me and 2) almost every Mac user stores it in the same default downloads folder and won’t know what path it’s in unless they use the Finder tool.
droans, I work in Finance at my company and we always save revised copies for Excel files instead of saving over.
But we also have strict rules on it. File name is always “xxxx_Workbook Template Name_MMDDYY.xlsx” or “_YYYY_MM.xlsx”, depending on how often it gets updated.
Older versions get moved to a subfolder. It helps us go back and find out what something was if there was a mistake or revert back if Excel done fucks up.
timbuck2themoon, Could just use git…
Matriks404, Do people in your company know that there’s something called Windows File History?
CommanderCloon, If there’s “Windows” or “Microsoft” in its name, you’re risking your business by relying on it
Blue_Morpho, It never works when you need it. Like “that file was too big”, that file was on a network share, that file is outside the window of how many old changes are saved. It’s like using an undelete utility. Sometimes you get lucky.
It’s better to save every change as a dated/numbered file or use a real source control system.
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