These body standards are out of hand
aeronmelon, “For the Slenderperson in your life.”
superduperenigma, (edited ) Return to monke
Endorkend, 
I have varicose veins on my legs and I'd love to have arms like that because they itch a lot.
Dasnap, 
“My arms are too long.”
forrgott, “I don’t know why, bit the arms are always hard.”
MermaidsGarden, 
Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww
MyFairJulia, 
How many knees?
Krauerking, How many knees am I supposed to have?
lugal, At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetry
Omgarm, Imagine not having to bend your knees to tie your shoelaces.
JohnDClay, You’ve heard of daddy long legs, now get ready for mommy long arms!
Fetus, That’s Lindsay Lohands.
Macaroni_ninja, (edited ) 
Also known as Handsy Lindsay
PopcornPrincess, She’s returned to monke.
Slow, For people with long arms
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