MagnyusG, (edited )

The shoes are probably worthless to most folks, +400% stamina isn’t a whole lot when you only have 1 stamina. Would they work during sex? You’re faster, but also last longer?

I’d probably take the mask, just because that’s what would benefit me the most right now.

MECHAGIC,
@MECHAGIC@lemmy.world avatar

I need new glasses in general Give me the glasses

iAvicenna,
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Definitely the skillet, I have no interest in playing the game in god mode but delicious meals everyday? Fuck yes.

RandomVideos, (edited )

Choose the lucky penny and throw it hopping all the other items will fall in your hands

olafurp,

Glasses sounds pretty fun. You could potentially get a billionaire to buy you a house / give their wealth away.

Noite_Etion,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Frying pan is the obvious choice, I’ll invade Mordor with it.

PersnickityPenguin,

The mask would solve all of the world’s problems.

RogueBanana,

If everyone has them the work hours will double. You can thank capitalism.

derpgon,

I mean, if everyone sleeps 7 less hours, that’s 7 more hours to do other stuff, and a lot of people do “other stuff” that require some kind of investment - painting requires colors, carpentery requires wood, most stuff requires electricity etc. - so people would HAVE TO work more in order to fuel the 7 more hours of economy.

shneancy,

there’s already plenty of unbought products in this overpricer capitalistic hellhole we live in

n_emoo,

Lets just balace the penny by saying it makes you 100x more likely to succeed.

maxenmajs,
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I have to choose the glasses. They’re powerful and they have no activation or cooldown.

gandalf_der_12te,

The frying pan, the penny and the glasses.

general_kitten,

the glasses definitely

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah fuck not hipsters run while you still can

henfredemars,

I think the penny is overrated. I don’t interpret + 100 to be a guarantee, only that desirable outcomes are much more likely. I see it as a long-term general buff but difficult to direct.

EatYouWell,

You missed the part where anything the user attempts will work out in their favor.

Dudwithacake,

Like predicting lottery numbers.

EatYouWell,

Right, although you wouldn’t be guaranteed to win the jackpot, but you’d win some money.

nexguy,
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  1. Penny
  2. Glasses
  3. Sleep mask
FoundTheVegan, (edited )
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I can cook, sleep, shower and make friends easily enough. And being able to run isn't very practical in the modern world so....

Lucky penny and then only using a stock market app twice a month please!

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