esc27,

The penny, then I’ll try and take the rest. (Flips coin, it landed on heads!)

CaptnNMorgan,

I want the underwear. Personal hygiene is annoying

gandalf_der_12te,

The frying pan, the penny and the glasses.

general_kitten,

the glasses definitely

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

I don't know, the shoes are pretty tempting. I can Sprint at about 10 miles an hour for about 30 seconds right now. Multiplying those by 5 would let me Sprint at 50 miles an hour for two and a half minutes.

I would be the closest thing the real world has to having the flash, or you know kind of like an overweight Sonic the hedgehog

M500,

I kinda like the skillet. I hate cooking, so can I just throw some chicken breast in there and some vegetables and then come back to a delicious meal?

I know others have loopholes, but using the loopholes ruins the fun.

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

As someone who’s continuously tired after tanking mono and COVID, I’ll take the mask. Heck, I’d even take it if it gave me 8 hours of restful sleep. Just anything to wake up and feel rested for a while

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah fuck not hipsters run while you still can

EatYouWell,

Definitely the underwear. I have the opposite of whatever gene SE Asians have that makes you have no BO. No matter what I do, my BO can defeat any deodorant in ~6h.

vexikron,

BRB figuring out how to do an item dupe glitch for infinite lucky pennies, then making a macro that flips 100 of them in 2 seconds.

Noite_Etion,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Frying pan is the obvious choice, I’ll invade Mordor with it.

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar
  1. Penny
  2. Glasses
  3. Sleep mask
MagnyusG, (edited )

The shoes are probably worthless to most folks, +400% stamina isn’t a whole lot when you only have 1 stamina. Would they work during sex? You’re faster, but also last longer?

I’d probably take the mask, just because that’s what would benefit me the most right now.

FoundTheVegan, (edited )
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

I can cook, sleep, shower and make friends easily enough. And being able to run isn't very practical in the modern world so....

Lucky penny and then only using a stock market app twice a month please!

Aremel,

Fatigue Mask OP. I’ll take 2.

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