Pasta
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) Like [this?
dipshit, is that a new guinea pig, paupa?
Viking_Hippie, Don’t know if you’re unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They’re the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
It’s a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.
Viking_Hippie, Of course. My sincerest apologies for that dreadful error!
justlookingfordragon, 
You’re thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one
justlookingfordragon, You’re thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid
justlookingfordragon, Don’t you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with …uh… dang, I’m running out of cryptids.
Viking_Hippie, dang, I’m running out of cryptids.
Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.
justlookingfordragon, You’re thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) You’re thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.
justlookingfordragon, Those are Aphids. You’re thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) You’re thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.
justlookingfordragon, Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You’re thinking of Adam’s first wife.
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) That’s Lilith. You’re thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.
justlookingfordragon, That’s “illegal”. You’re thinking of handwriting that’s not clear enough to be read.
Viking_Hippie, That’s illegible. You’re thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.
justlookingfordragon, That’s eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.
Viking_Hippie, That’s edible. You’re looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.
justlookingfordragon, That’s Edison (RIP Topsy). You’re thinking of the guy that always followed Sherlock Holmes around.
Viking_Hippie, That’s Dr Watson. You’re thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture
justlookingfordragon, Those are Doc Martens. You’re thinking of the common name for polecats.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a marmot and keeping wildlife, um… an amphibious rodent, for… um, ya know domestic… within the city… that ain’t legal either…
You’re thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.
justlookingfordragon, That’s a market. You’re thinking of the common name of Dolichotinae, which also happen to be rodents of unusual size … albeit not (semi)-aquatic.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You’re thinking of a long running distance.
justlookingfordragon, That’s a Marathon. You’re thinking of the substitute for butter.
Viking_Hippie, That’s margarine. You’re thinking of the mouthwash.
justlookingfordragon, That’s Listerine. You’re thinking of a public building full of books.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a library. You’re thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.
justlookingfordragon, That’s Chuck Berry. You’re thinking of the pickled fruit of the Flinders rose.
Viking_Hippie, Those are capers. You’re thinking of the clothing Cory Doctorow wears on his back as he blogs from a high attitude balloon according to xkcd
justlookingfordragon, That’s a cape. You’re thinking of the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac.
Viking_Hippie, That’s Capricorn. You’re talking about the Nu metal band behind such 90s classics as Freak On A Leash and A.D.I.D.A.S.
justlookingfordragon, (edited ) That’s KoЯn. You’re thinking of aquatic birds also known as shags.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a cormorant. You’re thinking of the Italian word for love.
justlookingfordragon, That’s amore. You’re thinking of the spicy sauce for pasta made from garlic, tomatoes, and dried red chili peppers cooked in olive oil.
Viking_Hippie, That’s arrabbiati. You’re thinking of Jewish religious authority figures.
justlookingfordragon, That’s a rabbi. You’re thinking of the wild relatives of bunnies.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a rabbit. You’re thinking of the viral disease historically called hydrophobia.
justlookingfordragon, That’s rabies. You’re thinking of the genus of fir trees.
Viking_Hippie, That’s Abies. You’re thinking of an evil spirit or demon in Slavic mythology.
justlookingfordragon, That’s a bies. You’re thinking of the small yellow-and-black insects that make honey.
Viking_Hippie, That’s bees. You’re thinking about multiple instances of the 5th letter in the English alphabet.
justlookingfordragon, Those are E’s … you’re thinking of the word for when you politely ask for something.
Viking_Hippie, That’s please. You’re thinking of the historical name of Iran.
justlookingfordragon, That’s Persia. You’re thinking of what Italians call noodles.
Viking_Hippie, That’s pasta. You’re thinking of the document you show to be allowed to enter a foreign country or return to your own.
justlookingfordragon, That’s a passport. You’re thinking of the snake language in Harry Potter.
Viking_Hippie, That’s parseltongue. You’re thinking of an herb often used as a garnish on potatoes and rice dishes.
justlookingfordragon, That’s parsley. You’re thinking of a conference between opposing sides in a dispute amongst pirates.
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) That’s a parlay. You’re thinking of a group of people gathered to further common political goals
justlookingfordragon, That’s a party. You’re thinking of the landlocked country between Argentina, Brazil and Bolivia.
Viking_Hippie, That’s Paraguay. You’re thinking of the military units who jump out of planes.
justlookingfordragon, Those are paratroopers. You’re thinking of the inability to move.
Viking_Hippie, That’s paralysis. You’re thinking of the process through which plants convert light energy into chemical energy.
justlookingfordragon, That’s photosynthesis. You’re thinking of the art of taking pictures with a camera.
Viking_Hippie, That’s photography. You’re thinking of a book someone wrote about their own life.
justlookingfordragon, That’s an autobiography. You’re thinking of a state or society governed by one person with absolute power.
Viking_Hippie, That’s an autocracy. You’re thinking of the German network of motorways with no upper speed limits.
justlookingfordragon, That’s the Autobahn. You’re thinking of the northern lights.
Viking_Hippie, That’s the Aurora Borealis. You’re thinking of the mockumentary featuring an enthusiastic man from Kazakhstan coming to the US.
justlookingfordragon, That’s Borat. You’re thinking of the holes wild rabbits live in.
Viking_Hippie, Those are burrows. You’re thinking of the food that’s also Spanish for “small donkey”
justlookingfordragon, That’s a burrito. You’re thinking of a small, single-story house.
Viking_Hippie, That’s a bungalow. You’re thinking of the sex parties Silvio Berlusconi attended (hosted?)
justlookingfordragon, That’s Bunga Bunga. You’re thinking of Riley’s imaginary friend from Inside Out.
Viking_Hippie, That would be Bing Bong. You’re thinking of the character from friends played by Matthew Perry (RIP)
justlookingfordragon, That’s Chandler Bing. You’re thinking of a large, decorative hanging light with branches for several light bulbs (or candles if you’re feeling fancy)
Viking_Hippie, That’s a chandelier. You’re thinking of an Adam Lambert song containing very high notes in the chorus.
justlookingfordragon, …hot dang. Ok, you win this round ^^ now please excuse me while I continue to binge that guy’s entire musical history. Never heard of him before, but that vocal range! Oh my ~♪
Thank you for introducing me to that artist, and thank you for the highly entertaining banter as well ;)
Viking_Hippie, You’re very welcome and thank you! I had a blast! Long since exceeded the number of indentations my primary app (Connect) can handle so I’ve been going back to Jerboa to answer 😄
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0b6e93a1-4cf2-4785-b480-af20d9e39e95.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b876ca-daef-47f9-891f-5f739caa74fd.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/838b38f6-e2ce-4c78-8f63-d543fc3ceb57.jpeg
And yeah, Adam Lambert is AMAZING 💥❤️
justlookingfordragon, I think we broke the comment section, lol.
Viking_Hippie, Worth it for sure 😄
Nightwind, It’s actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.
YoorWeb, Love this aminal.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Best aminal
Viking_Hippie, Absolutely
Kuba, They always pull up
dipshit, my mistake
dipshit, Not aware. It’s in the username. Would hit a blunt with for sure.
M137, Nah, that’s the Chupacabra, the mythical Goat sucker.
MycelialMass, If my grandma had wheels she woukd be a bike
TeddE, 
ObviouslyNotBanana, No that’s a cannelloni
TeddE, Well then show us a carbonara 😏
ObviouslyNotBanana,
Cheesus, Not a shit post but I did eat one when I was in Colombia. It was actually very tasty.
Katana314, They’re called that because of their dance in which they almost kick you in the face, much like Brazilian street dance Carbonara.
Add comment