For the homies
ininewcrow, 
Why did I hear this as a whisper?
tias, Why did you hear it at all?
EvilEyedPanda,
pigup,
chicken,
Mango, The comments were there at first but when I tabbed to a different app and back it said comments were turned off. Anyone else see them?
doingthestuff, How would anyone say that when no one but me has seen my cock in years?
Catoblepas, NSA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RIP_Cheems, 
How do you know?
Stamets, 
I have my ways
OhFudgeBars, It’s coming out the wrong end of the phone.
Valmond, And where is the cable?
flambonkscious, No, it’s just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.
Now I’ve written it, it doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure I’m correct - long conversations weren’t comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)
CanadianCarl, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handset#/media/File%3AFeA… still missing a phone in the meme.
JoShmoe, Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔
0x4E4F, You got a great cock man… and don’t anyone tell you otherwise!
sagrotan, 
Thanks. But my hens are a sight of beauty, too.
clark, 
Am woman. What do I do now?
TheDeepState, Thank you.
Opitech, Thanks
bruhduh, 
amio, Thanks bro, very considerate <3
UraniumBlazer, Thanks bro <3
miss_brainfart, 
You can have it if you want to, I don’t really need it
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