niktemadur, (edited )

Mom made me wash the dishes AND clean the cat box!
Math is hard, and I can’t concentrate on homework 'cause I wanna play Fortnite!
I went to McDonald’s and their soft serve ice cream machine was not working!
The Wifi was slow!
I didn’t like the latest Aquaman movie!

TL;DR: my life is a nightmare

bruhduh,
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Mr.Robot be like

GluWu, (edited )

…

darthsid,

So it’s not just me? So glad!!

FlyingSquid,
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It’s about 99% of us.

ininewcrow,
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It’s a feature, not a fantasy

IDew,

Bro I thought I was the only one tripping and doing this lmao

VikingHippie,

I wish they would stop showing me this warning every time I face a mirror…

SuckMyWang, (edited )

You talking about the NSA?

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