bonezey,

This is brilliant. But who invented it should be punished listening to Schlager music for the rest of his life 24/7.

dingus,

One time I failed one of these like 5 times in a row. I was so infuriated. Maybe I really am a robot.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s going to get worse. AIs are getting better at solving these than we are. There are plug-ins that will do it for you.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

What is the plan once the AI gets good enough to ID buses? When you think about it they’re undermining their own captcha.

hperrin,

The other day I was talking on the phone with a friend and I said out loud, “how many damn polar bears do I need to click to get into your fucking store”, and he knew exactly what I meant.

Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: Google uses your answers to train their AI.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck is a traffic light, budda?

BirdyBoogleBop,

Choose the stop lights, hmm I guess… okay bike, busses, stairs. Incorrect! You are a robot do it again! No! You are wrong thats square with 0.15% of a wheel is obviously part of a bus!!!

God I hate those.

Mr_Fish,

I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

bilboswaggings,

“I think I selected traffic lights, therefore I am” Descarte

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

JackRiddle,

Captchas are training skynet right now.

MightyGalhupo,

You mean are literally being used to train skynet right?

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Robots can just outsource CAPTCHA solving to humans from poor countries.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what causes the Matrix instead. The machines need us to solve the Captchas.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t get it.

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh 🤦 🤣

Aggravationstation,

Damn it, only robots don’t understand that apparently. You’ve given away the secret. Our species is now doomed.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I would pick the square under the first one just because that sliver. And they would still get it wrong.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn that’s so true seems this Buddha guy has it figured out

LemmyKnowsBest,

Enlightenment is so easy to attain nowadays

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