Why is this so hard
Valmond, Put the opening “line” between your big hands and rub it; both hands goes along the “opening line”, one hand moves one way, the other hand the other way for say some centimetres or an inch or two, change direction, repeat.
SocialMediaRefugee, Sometimes works, sometimes I’m rubbing away like a boy scout trying to get his fire starter merit badge
explodicle, I just wave it around frantically until the wind opens it.
0x4E4F, 
This doesn’t usually work 😂. Tried it a few times 😂.
Jeanschyso, Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It’s nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.
Manifish_Destiny, I don’t want my veggies touching the cart. Some dude who fingers his butthole while wiping used it before me.
He didn’t wash his hands.
bramblepatchmystery, Do you not wash your vegetables before cooking them?
Jeanschyso, Sure, but you’re washing your vegetables anyway right?
Llewellyn, But the dude also caressed your rutabaga with those fingers.
DytallixB, Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store
TechLauren, One of the best life tips I’ve ever gotten was from some random stranger as I desperately struggled with one of these things: Most times if you slide one edge up and one edge down it pops right open even with super dry skin. Not sure why this works when sliding the halves sideways does not but it dies!
Perhapsjustsniffit, You can do this between your fingers as well. Just use a motion like you are snapping your fingers just more gentle.
Lucidlethargy, That’s nothing, go buy a roll of dog poop bags…
MintyAnt, Just lick your fingers. Before you touch the poop of course
ApeCavalryArt, 
I’ve honestly started to open the first poop bag before going out
AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, 
You just rub both ends at the same time.
Llewellyn, Sign me on
SocialMediaRefugee, That’s what I tell her…
sagrotan, 
Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it
the_artic_one, All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it’s called “hand lotion”.
Kolanaki, 
How is using hand lotion on the bag gonna make it open?
Witchfire, (edited ) 
You gently rub it around the lip in slow, circular motions while telling it it’s pretty
Lemminary, For the boy bags, you gotta shake 'em
lseif, after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue
Desistance, This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.
Rumblebean, I find its easy to open up the bag while its still attached to the roll its like having more hands. I’ll definitely try crumpling the bag next time.
RIP_Cheems, 
How have I become a dad? I don’t even have a girlfriend.
NaoPb, I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.
Smoogs, Tip: distress the edge by pulling at it. This causes the sides to separate. Sometimes you gotta create a tear to get them to separate enough to get it
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