Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?
Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
ericisshort, Towelie approved
cerement, 
broken glass embedded in safety towel …
FlyingSquid, 
That’s for hand-to-hand combat.
bobs_monkey, Couple shakes’ll do the trick
Peppycito, Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?
You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.
FlyingSquid, Will that help?
0x4E4F, 
Yes, the paper relflects vogons.
Peppycito, No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.
Sharpiemarker, Need this
Toes, Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon’s come to visit.
FlyingSquid, For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?
MacNCheezus, 
Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.
Someonelemmy, Oh no. Not again…
A_Very_Big_Fan, Want
pineapplelover, Don’t get the reference
penguinsAreRapists, 
Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy
nifty, 
Why does the towel look like it has been used by an entire family?
ininewcrow, 
I always imagine it would be hilarious if they made these ‘break glass in emergency’ using bullet proof glass
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