empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

GiddyGap,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

bobs_monkey,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

Lemmyvisitor,

does this hurt the oyster

100_percent_a_bot,

I’m pretty sure this is just how they eat

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it can. It can clog their gills, making their feeding less efficient, or interfere with their reproduction through chemicals that leach from the plastic particles. Source: I study bivalves

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

platypus_plumba,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

jjagaimo,

Femur breaker

MrShankles,
ImFresh3x, (edited )

Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin,

Oh, shucks

moriquende,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

hungryphrog,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

curiousPJ,

Will it take care of the nano-plastics for me or is that an upcoming firmware update?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

it will, but please do not eat the oysters. However, even the oysters cannot save your from nanoplastics.

Kidplayer_666,

Never buy a product based on a promise of a future update

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

They are confirmed to be able to gather nano-plastics as larvae, and microplastic as adults, though no studies have looked at nanoscale particles in adult oysters from what I could find. They may ingest the plastic or package it up in mucus to expel as “pseudofeces”, trapping the plastic particles in the sediment. Source: I study bivalves

mwproductions,

The 800 number is missing a digit. Now how am I supposed to get my oyster?

deegeese,

What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

5 oysters.

bobs_monkey,

6, there be overage

jopepa,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

Passerby6497,

There’s already 108gal overage built in to the 5 oyster purchase.

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

You might find it hard in a closed system to maintain the alkalinity needed for them to thrive long-term! Source: I study bivalves

deegeese,

Would a little agricultural runoff help?

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Hard to say without knowing its composition. If rich in ammonium, the nitrification (oxidation to nitrate) might lead to lower alkalinity. If rich in nitrate, it might help alkalinity, but only if there’s some lower oxygen area of the tank like a bank of sediment, where denitrification can happen

crystalmerchant,

That’s a big ass bucket

Mouselemming,

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

How about mussels? Can they filter water?

Altofaltception,

The pearl industry hates this one trick

Floodedwomb,

This si what science textbooks are going to look like in 20 years.

AllOutOfBubbleGum,

I before E, except after C.

DingoBilly,

There are more words this didn’t work for than words this does work for…

Grass,
MBM,

I feel like most of those words would be pronounced very differently with IE

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