Stalinwolf, (edited )
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“Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again? Whatever.”

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”

Nei,
@Nei@lemmy.world avatar

Literally WTF.

Jimmyeatsausage,

This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

psud, (edited )

Detachable penis

YouTube search cannot autocomplete ‘penis’

tkk13909,

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sick dick

tkk13909,

I see

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

mononomi,

Yours isn’t?

lemmyman,

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

Skanky,

Only compatible with women from Asia

thesmokingman,

You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s really cool!

uzay,

What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

theangryseal,

I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

lolcatnip,

This isn’t just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men’s genitals.

littletranspunk,

I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back

ThrowawayPermanente,

One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

Viking_Hippie,

Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will eat your pee pee”.

TxzK,

All cat owners can relate 😔

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