RoverRacecar,

Brick

SirHery,

ಠ_ಠ

0x4E4F,
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Mmm, crunchy.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Rib

slaacaa,

Miso soup

cobysev,
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McNugget

TheEhHole,

Gold fish

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What, the market ran out of mackerel?

nieceandtows,

Elmer!

littlecolt,

Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper

Donkter,

Werther’s Original

Thcdenton, (edited )
DudeImMacGyver,
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Oreos and milk

moldyringwald,
@moldyringwald@lemmy.world avatar

Generic ez cheese

guiguinofake,

Thinkpad clitoris

Thcdenton,

What are you a fuckin parrot?

guiguinofake,

Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect

rmuk,

The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.

DrSleepless,

Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?

guiguinofake,

I use arch

molten,

Crayon

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

How old are you? 🤨

gravitas_deficiency,

Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17

molten,

Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.

molten,

Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.

jawa21,

First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.

Pacmanlives,

Found the Marine

Sorgan71,

prostitute

Laticauda,

Rice.

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