Chicken soup
RoverRacecar, Brick
SirHery, ಠ_ಠ
0x4E4F, 
Mmm, crunchy.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Rib
slaacaa, Miso soup
cobysev, 
McNugget
TheEhHole, Gold fish
0x4E4F, What, the market ran out of mackerel?
nieceandtows, Elmer!
littlecolt, Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
Donkter, Werther’s Original
Thcdenton, (edited )
DudeImMacGyver, 
Oreos and milk
moldyringwald, 
Generic ez cheese
guiguinofake, Thinkpad clitoris
Thcdenton, What are you a fuckin parrot?
guiguinofake, Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect
rmuk, The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
DrSleepless, Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
guiguinofake, I use arch
molten, Crayon
0x4E4F, How old are you? 🤨
gravitas_deficiency, Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
molten, Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
molten, Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
0x4E4F, The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
jawa21, First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
Pacmanlives, Found the Marine
Sorgan71, prostitute
Laticauda, Rice.
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