Follow your heart, they said
shalafi, breed wendigos
Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.
“Sometimes dead is bettah.”
bilb, 
how do i summion wengido
MacNCheezus, (edited ) 
Here you go
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg
On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.
cm0002, On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.
Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army
MacNCheezus, Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.
hex_m_hell, There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.
MacNCheezus, Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔
JusticeForPorygon, 
Ted Kaczynski approves
MacNCheezus,
RIP_Cheems, 
I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.
0x4E4F, 
To be honest, I really do wanna do this 🥺.
wren, 
Just don’t start dabbling in bomb-crafting and manifesto writing and you’ll be sorted
0x4E4F, Nah, that’s for the big city, who am I gonna scare with bombs in the middle of nowhere, lol.
IDontHavePantsOn, Everyone hush… we don’t need a lucky 10,000 for this one.
0x4E4F, Yeah… I don’t live in the US 😂. I know the deal with you guys and the b word 😂.
IDontHavePantsOn, Barbecue. Barbecue is the only thing we talk about here. Just don’t bring up the other B word.
0x4E4F, 🤐
MacNCheezus, Writing manifestos isn’t illegal and neither is bomb crafting, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and don’t mail them to other people.
IDontHavePantsOn, Almost correct. Depends on the type.
0x4E4F, (edited ) Yeah, like I bet the nuclear type is not legal even in your own home 😂.
MacNCheezus, I guess I didn’t consider that.
Good luck getting your hands on enough enriched nuclear material though.
0x4E4F, (edited ) You could probably make it yourself 🤔… but you’d have to make a neutron gun first…
Donkter, Zero reason not to do this if that’s what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.
numberfour002, Okay, but I’d rather breed chupacabras. I do have a gift for making things suck, after all.
RIP_Cheems, For a second I thought that was going towards Ted Kaminski.
MacNCheezus, Sorta, but without the mail bombs.
Socsa, The industrial revolution and its consequences…
RIP_Cheems, I’m sorry, but I have too https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/36604a19-86c7-47ad-bf59-abf5bc8d8e6a.jpeg
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, So Diana’s been breeding wendigos this whole time?
MacNCheezus, For all we know…
TimewornTraveler, I see no downsides
MacNCheezus, You might wanna read up on wendigos before going down that path. I don’t think they’d make very good pets.
Blackmist, Until Dawn?
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