The Da Vinci Cookie
ininewcrow, 
Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again
mibo80, I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.
ininewcrow, Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex
OldManBOMBIN, If you rearrange “Oreo” you get “oreO”
robocall, 
Re oO
OldManBOMBIN, An Adventure Time email
LinkOpensChest_wav, You also get “Ooer”
OldManBOMBIN, This is plausible; although, I haven’t done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.
FlyingSquid, 
empireOfLove2, 
All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding…
Kolanaki, 
I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?
ummthatguy, 
Supposedly, along with Utz brand stuff.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22a350c4-d27b-4b9a-8500-2d6b80e59caf.jpeg
Kolanaki, (edited ) All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.
Spiralvortexisalie, I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.
IDontHavePantsOn, Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.
Neato, 
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen hydrox.
empireOfLove2, (edited ) I saw them once, and I’ve tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.
FlyingSquid, Hydrox came first.
Imgonnatrythis, I always come first. It’s not a contest though.
altima_neo, 
The better question is, did you come twice?
synae, 
Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!
rockerface, Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic
psmgx, Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards
altima_neo, Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!
brbposting, Do you know what a MILF is?
synae, Hail satan
flambonkscious, That is amazing!
I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…
unreachable, 
sweet taste shitposts
AceFuzzLord, Ya know, this feels exactly like the type of thing the people on a show my dad likes called Curse of Oak Island would do, the connection they’d make.
too_high_for_this, At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.
They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.
dog_, Da Vinki?
name_NULL111653, Certe, meum frater.
darcy, 
satanic propaganda
Nomecks, The Knights Templar? Could these cookies be related to the lead cross the team found 3 years ago? Could Mr. Christie be tied to the original depositors? Find out next week on The Curse of Oak Island
Snapz, (edited ) O.R.E.O.
- Only
- Russell
- Eats
- Oranges
Right? Do you get it?
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