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WindowsEnjoyer, in If linux distributions were tools.

Not accurate at all. As bare minimum, Ubuntu should be dildo as it only gives you a great experience without assembling any sex toys lol.

G0FuckThyself, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.
@G0FuckThyself@lemmy.world avatar

Tell me you’ve not used arch much, without telling me you’ve not used arch much.

cyanarchy, (edited )

As an arch user and a German heavy main, this actually feels fair. Both are capable machines but neither are going to maintain themselves, both come with an entire manual you’re expected to read, and nobody will be sympathetic to you if you don’t know the basics of what you’re doing (rotate the steel box for fucks sake).

Now comparing the StuG to Manjaro, that hurts.

anyhow2503,

Beyond the initial setup, Arch has become quite easy to maintain if you have some Linux erperience, mostly because the community has grown a lot in the past few years. Still wouldn’t recommend it to a complete beginner in most cases.

Now, which fucking tank doesn’t require regular maintenance or come with instructions you’re expected to remember?

tuto193, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

Where does NixOS place within these?

fl42v, (edited )

Some futuristic scifi-ish thing that is also a factory with a pocket dimension allowing you to easily morph/replicate it and pull previous versions from that pocket dimension if something went wrong… But the orders are given in some alien dialect, and from time to time you have to check how others have managed to convince it to do parts of the job you want and stitch together a solution while listening to it cursing at you cryptically

SaltyIceteaMaker, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

That’s based off your comment under the arch-buttplug meme isn’t it

TheInsane42, (edited ) in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.
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Love the Debian conclusion. they just might deserve the superiority complex. (I have to admit, Debian is pretty stable)

BTW love the Centurions in WoTB, great tanks, all of them.

dream_weasel, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

An absolutely and totally unbiased view ofc.

Chariotwheel,

Boy, I wonder which Linux distro OP uses

Pharmacokinetics,
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Are we talking about War Thunder Russian bias or Linux Debian bias?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Image having a “War Thunder Russian bias” and still giving the Sherman more credit for beating the Nazis than the T-34.

I’m actually offended, and I’ll gladly throw down on any Wehraboo that thinks the Shermans were trash

_cnt0, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.
yum,

Care to explain? I’m not so familiar with tanks

_cnt0,

It’s more of a joke. The tank in the picture is a T28 Super Heavy Tank . It was developed in the US and was ludicrously large. Not being ready for serial production at the end of WW2 the project was canceled. Only two prototypes were ever built.

PlexSheep, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

What could fedora be? I think I’ll switch from it to debian unstable or mint when I make time.

TheInsane42, (edited )
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Fedora is the beta of CentOS, which is the beta of RedHat/Rocky.

Ehm, the French BDR G1 B? (picking a tank from WoTB, designed but never bult as successor of B1)

doofer_name, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

I drive a German Tiger btw.

notaviking, in If linux distros were WW2 tanks. Made by a guy who tries to play War Thunder with linux.

Green Ubuntu for the win

uis, in If linux distributions were tools.
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radioactiveradio, in If linux distributions were tools.

My friend who uses Arch…btw. Is good at chess

_cnt0,
radioactiveradio,

Yeah butt with a tail.

Lulukaros,

i guess i got something in common with ur friend:)

Sharpiemarker,

Bzzzzzzzt

EuroNutellaMan, in If linux distributions were tools.
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This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.

I use arch btUwU

banneryear1868,

It was PHLAK back in the day. I just like Kali because it has so many tools ready to go out of the box. Run Debian as main OS though and it’s pretty simple to add their repos and install them.

Kolanaki, in If linux distributions were tools.
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You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

milkjug,

This statement implies using arch btw as a buttplug is pleasurable and/or comfortable.

lefaucet,

Did they stutter?

bdkmshr,

Anything can be a butt plug if you are brave enough

MTK, in If linux distributions were tools.

It should have a tail.

phorq,

You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.

MTK, (edited )

yay -Syu tail-plug

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

UwUntu what’s this?

Genericusername,

No. It should be minimalistic by default. If you want to add a tail just grab one from the AUR.

uis,
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Well, you can install Gentoo with USE=tail

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